jamesmark Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Mary had a little lamb She tied to to a pylon set 100,000 volts through its ass and turned its wool to nylon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baz Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 me please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Once I caught a fish alive. Your a strange bloke Michael,lol. Where is that ignore button. Don't be like it lol Nope, I was just saying for the un-informed among us. I'm rather proud. I've named it Theresa Green Bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Stupid day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 tra lalalala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Only page 6? A while to go I expect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 yawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 In 1986 the Queen pulled down her knicks She licked her bum And said Yum Yum And said it's better than weetabix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 THE REDHEAD > > A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead > sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat > down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. > > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket > toward the man. > > He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. > > "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in > place. > > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. > > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the > theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her > deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. > > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to > her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. > > They have a wonderful, wonderful time. > > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The > guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! > > "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to > every guy you meet? " > > "No, "she replies . . . " > > > > > > > "You just happened to catch my eye." > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Q. Whats an IG? A. An Eskimo's house without a toilet terrible, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuttynutz Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 wooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Who said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Ipswitchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 My cactus looks sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 I got 4 xmas cards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 This thread is effecting my efficiency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 My cactus looks sad. HMMM prickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 My diet coke bottle is empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 W00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 She LOL'd too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Am i too late? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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