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Xmas Give-away 2007 #1


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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

 

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

 

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."

 

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

 

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"

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Your girlfriend is ugly when...

 

(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

 

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

 

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

 

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

 

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

 

(6) She makes onions cry.

 

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

 

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

 

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

 

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother

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An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."

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