AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I don't think you will get much of a response True.... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=131216&page=5&highlight=tigger+for+sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Mawby, what number do we have to reach before we get a winner?It's less than 1500. If I say it's 1234 then people will know which post to aim for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 uptown girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 It's 1234!!!! The stone retains heat during the day and releases it at night which can have an effect of hastening the ripening of grapes. The stones can also serve as a protective layer on the ground to help retain moisture in the soil during the dry summer months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 bigtop bobby loves banging betty out of his canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I will when I add that a young blonde 'bird' comes with it free! Nah blodes are hard work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Swine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 we are the knights who say nie, nie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'll never get tired of mindless rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glosphil Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Sausages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 the ninky-nonk!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Boy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Howdy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Sausages Mash... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Nah blodes are hard workI google blodes hoping for something funny, but all I got was "6 Playboy Channels for Only £1 + Free Access to Climax3 Online!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 No I charge £40 per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Sausages Mash... Beans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Boy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys." So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?" "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys." She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I google blodes hoping for something funny, but all I got was "6 Playboy Channels for Only £1 + Free Access to Climax3 Online!" You two bad...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 nearly there yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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