Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 1000? Aaarrrrgggghhh... So close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glosphil Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Turnip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fu*k your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ayo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How long before we have another winner Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 And you know where you can go my dearAutotrader? free ads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 How long before we have another winner Lee?At this rate maybe 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa06has Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 mawby - i think ive won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Not the muffin man! the one on drewry lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 free ads? No I charge £40 per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 mouses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:( Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it. Not yours though.... Not the muffin man! Think the Missus has the vote.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Yes It was the muffin man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Mans walks into a pub and says "ouch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Making two possibilities a reality, predicting the future of things we all know, fighting off the diseased programming of centuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Autotrader? free ads? I don't think you will get much of a response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 louses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I got no idea what else to put, will go play The Sims 2 and have another look laterz. Good luck all xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 20 mins ago we were at post 941 so it's gonna be around post 1065. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Mans walks into a pub and says "ouch" bear walks into a bar. Says "I'll have a............................. pint of bitter please barman" Barman says "why the big pause?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 I don't think you will get much of a response I will when I add that a young blonde 'bird' comes with it free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 ow baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Mawby, what number do we have to reach before we get a winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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