Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 mucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 First Class Blondie A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A walk. And one with no legs or wings: A raisin. you just made the wife laugh at that one how do you know the magician was gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 mucky puppy's:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pa06has Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 inky pinky ponky, daddy had a donkey, donkey died, daddy cried, inky pinky ponky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I guess you just have to make do with the other perks that associating with these people gets you? Like a Supra for your birthday... Ooh yeah!!!!. Don't rate chances though......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I guess you just have to make do with the other perks that associating with these people gets you? Like a Supra for your birthday... Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabass Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Heaven's Shining Waters George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?" The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Might leave my car home tomorrow, don't fancy the weather forcast for tomorrow and I gotta get up a big hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 why did the baker have brown hands? coz he kneaded a poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:(Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This is so exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 mont blanc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy2k Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i lost the plot now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it. And you know where you can go my dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuttynutz Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Ayo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supradriver Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 It was the muffin man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 This is so exciting Is it?? Like the "watching paint dry" sort?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Im tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 http://www.thestrongestwhisper.com/ChickenLips.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 It was the muffin man Not the muffin man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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