Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 i have lost the plot on this thread, so here i go .. X Y Bag of chips ......Do i win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazB Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Thats 'Gone on 60 seconds' then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 far too much money,should of gave it to me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 British people are expected to spend £45 million over Xmas on what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds Must stop buying stuff for the car and start winning it instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds More than Mr Gates used to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds Bet the web hackers are working overtime then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 676 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" "I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Soya protein pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 We like free stuff! Nice one Dusty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 tra la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 8 days till boring xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 We like free stuff! Nice one Dusty!There's plenty more to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Anyone have a bucket of steam please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 How can you tell if a ghost is flat? Use a spirit level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 Anyone have a bucket of steam please?I saw one on ebay a few weeks ago. Claimed to be very rare steam from some tropical place that is near impossible to get to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 A Duck's quack doesn't echo. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 8 days till boring xmas And still gotta get prezzies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Polar bears are left handed ( well 'pawed') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Scuba divers can not pass gas at 33 feet or below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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