MrRalphMan Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. "I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went. The second person said, "I am Tony Blair, a dynamic English politician who can really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others said." O.K." and gave him a parachute. The third person said, "I am David Beckham, captain of the England Soccer team. I have a wife and son and a newborn baby. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and off he went. There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl. The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are young with everything before you. You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance" "It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham picked up my schoolbag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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neil tt Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Excellent:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Classic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DannyB Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 lol poor david Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ukApache Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 everyone i told that to thought it was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keancy Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Old, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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p111ddy Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Just told my 11year old nephew this & he's still laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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