mr lover

I will hopefully have time to drop in tomorrow and take a look

my mother fed my bro in law a cheesecake that she took out of the freezer that was 5 years out of date

Think mine will be going up for sale

very nice mate

Nice

welcome, good choice by the way do you smoke ?

Nice pics

A man takes the day off from work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, and is about to shoot, when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove that the frog is wrong. He puts his first club back into his bag and grabs his 9 iron. Boom!!! He drives the ball within ten inches of the cup! The man is shocked and says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing! You must be a lucky frog, hunh?" The frog replied, "Lucky frog. Ribbit." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?" he asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The man takes out the 3 wood. Boom!! A hole in one! The man is totally befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best day in his whole life. He asks the frog, "Where to next?" and the frog replied, "Las Vegas. Ribbit." They go to Las Vegas and the man says, "Okay, frog. Now what?" The frog responded, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet, frog?" The frog says, "Ribbit. $3,000. Black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures, what the heck? Boom!!! A mountain of cash comes sliding back to him across the table! He takes his winnings and checks into the finest suite in the casino's hotel. The man sets the frog down on a table and says, "Frog, I don't know how I can ever repay you. You won me the best golf game of my life, and now all of this money. I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss me." The man figures, why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves at least a kiss. With the kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous fifteen year old girl. "And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room..."

Even some husband to wife poetry THE TENT POLE IS UP, THE CANVAS IS SPREAD, THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST, COME BACK TO BED. TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN PUT THE CANVAS AWAY THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE NO CIRCUS TODAY. THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S THE BEST IN THE LAND BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW SO DO IT BY HAND!

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster one that could service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just therooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk."Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy". "Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to have a lack of desire. After listening to the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just the thing. Have your husband take two of these pills right before dinner...." The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's office and exclaimed, "You have to change my husband's prescription!! It is much too strong!! I gave him the pills before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes, then pulled the tablecloth off the table breaking all of the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we made love right there!! "I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for all of the broken dishes." "Don't worry about it," replied the woman, "we just won't eat at that restaurant any more!!"

A young man ( insert your favourite mkiv member here ) walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the barman inquired. "I want 6 shots of whiskey," responded the young man. "6 shots?? Are you celebrating something?" Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered. "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

Have you had any interest at all mate ?

I have a team of guys that work for me based all over, charge at around £250 a day, what sort of kitchen is it, big small, bespoke, flat pack, granite tops etc

Have Sky Insurance come through with cover if it is rained off ?

They do flash a bit when you first turn them on and then warm up

are they hubcentric ?

I have mine under the headlights and where my overflow bottle used to be, managed to hide all 6

looks good mate

black one is lovely mate

Darryl I have a spare set of j-spec looms complete with bulbs if you want them

Shame I am so far away and have a wedding to go to next weekend, sounds like fun

Guy that works for has a Cerbera, had it 6 years has done 4000 miles and spent £5k on it and thats just keeping it going not extras