A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
over hismouth.A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my t*sticles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash
your hands and feet" He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my
t*sticles
black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his
p*nis
in one hand and his t*sticles in her other hand and takes a close look,
and
say's, "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off
his
oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are my... test...
results... back?"