>> A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
>> Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
>> station...
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>> Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
>> Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
>> Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
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>> From now on, when I says,
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>> 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked.
>> 'Bell two,' you jump on de bed.
>> 'Bell tree,' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
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>> The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell One' and she stripped
>> naked.
>> 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
>> 'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
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>> After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "BellFour!"
>> What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished Jamaican.
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>> She replied: ...........
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>> Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire.