Alright, i know its not Friday, but this ones too good to wait.
A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car
accident, he had lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon, as
he remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt
very sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a
hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so
she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fcuked?" The
fellow said "No".
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."