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I like to do this, but the 98db ??

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Not worth doing.

Glad some of you like it, as it's not every body's taste. Approx £6k Agree hatch be nice, £10k the £6k sound a lot better know. She sure shift for a four door, a lot of surprised looks. Na, just general work.

Fueling pipes fitted Modified shafts fitted Nice All putt back together Inside all cleaned up All running My sons words as he did all the work- ''I took this baby out for a test drive today, and all I can say is wow! The car was driving smooth as anything. Cruising in 6th gear at 3k, you barely have to touch the throttle. And the power is awesome especially for a standard engine. Power is strong all the way through the rpm. Ultimate thing to do would be going down the k-pro route, I believe there would be a huge difference from having that done.''

I thought i share this sleeper project we just finished for customer. Old engine out Old looms being removed Engine mount holders being removed Test fit before repaint Primer Wings off for some wire tucking All cleaned up before paint Short shifter in stalled for 6 seed Type R gearbox Transplant Type R engine/gearbox ready to go in Manifold, down pipe, etc Engine in

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True MUSLIM hospitality.

We can carry out all the work, as Honda turbo conversions are my son's department. Get your mate to email us with his requirements. [email protected]

Thanks for the kind words guys. DNK, enjoy the ride.

Eid mubarak to all.

Rich, i thought i never see the day you selling your. This is the most meticulously prepared/maintained no expense spared Supra. I would hold out for no less than £25k

If your intentions are to do general maintenance or heavy work, the 2 post lift be the way forward mate, a lot easier to work around the car.

Size, price and pics ?

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Have a good one Adnan.

Dam good results. Get the dyno plot on here, because i don't believe you

Nice one Steve.

Would be nice, but won't bolt on to manifold.

Romanian Pikey.

Have a good one bud.

The latter.

Can do, see you this Saturday D

Do it I really like that e30, i can have a look for you as it in Leicester.