I did some thinking and just remembered this tramp who iv encountered a couple of times. I gotta say this guy is absolutely hilarious and i want to share my experiences wi u guys before i forget him. 1st time i met him was in hope st near the candybar.This tramp came running towards us and decided to walk us up the road. He randomly said,"watch oot guys theres the police errr ther!" I looked across the road and yes the tramp got it rite there was indeed a police car parked across the road. The tramp took a few steps closer to me as we were walking up (too close for my comfort zone cos he was stinking with trampy scumminess)and then said,"U wana hear a joke?" Obiously i wasn in the mood cos i wanted rid of him so I sharply replied,"No i dont!...... Are u the joke?" The tramp was obviously not happy wi my comment and came up with his pitiful Bruce Lee comments. I made a move to kick his scummy cunt in until my m8s thankfully pulled me away. Cheers guys!
2nd encounter was last sun nite when i was in the queue for studio. dont ask why i went to studio ok. i cant even answer that myself. anyway queing up and the same scummy tramp came up to us. i didnt recognise this idiot that time but he was still wearing his oversized cheap black jacket. Again he tried to tuck his neck between his shoulders and had his filthy hands in his pockets. His face was again in a state and his eyes were glazed and eyelids hanging halfway. And again he was like 2 steps next to us. Dont know why tramps always stand so close? maybe they wana pickpocket u, or absorb the heat from us, or like our aroma from the loads of aftershaves wev sprayed. I dont have a clue? Anyway he started off with the usual old skool trampy chatup line,"Gonnae spare sum change? I need 20p tae get hame." My m8 gratefully searched all his pockets until he found a spare 20p. The tramp then asked,"U got another 50p?" My m8 then said,"Sorry m8" Tramp then goes and asks"U got a spare fag on yae?" My m8 kindly hands over one. Before he has a chance to ask for my m8s knickers the tramp asks,"How u guys daeing?" We replied,"Good m8" Tramp replies,"Me anawww! Im awwright!" My face went into spasm and i couldn stop laughing This idiot really doesnt know his limits does he?
If any of u guys happen to be walking about in hope st or the neddy bit of sauchiehall st and u think uve spotted this twat. stop by and let him make u laugh!