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Bill Prawn

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  1. This was sent to me as a reminder of the horrors of drinking and driving, please read and absorb. This is a very sad poem. I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk!" Mum, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mum Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mum I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mum, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!" So I love you and good-bye.
  2. The JAE has now got so big the organisers are moving it from Billing. It is going about 25 miles east to the East of England showground on tthe edge of the A1 at Peterborough. Bigger area, better catering (?), better loos and more room for camping. There are no hard standing areas though but ther are some undercover, whether they will be available I don't know. The date is hopefully the same 22nd-24th July.
  3. Chris Do you get out much? I think the time should be the same everywhere. Then I wouldn't have to change my watch when I go abroad.
  4. No problem, happy to help:)
  5. A Burberry turban = A Burban:) Will have to get him to your show:thumbs:
  6. Is it Friday? Or do you just have no work to do?
  7. The T1R's are the newest Toyo's. When I rang some tyre centres they had never heard of them. I live 5 miles from Toyo and they have a fitter who got a set to try. That's where I bought them from. Toyo say grip is better than T1S's and last longer:thumbs: Alex Just took off some Ventus, like driving on glass:eek:
  8. Just had some Toyo Proxy T1R's put on the soop. It's like having a new car they seem fantastic even in these crappy conditions. Best £625 i've spent:thumbs:
  9. Hello mate Another soop in Northamptonshire:thumbs:
  10. Brilliant. Good find. Love it.
  11. But then the Ferrari wasn't the star of Fast and Furious.
  12. Trackside In Car Does anybody hear a gear change?
  13. http://www.wtv-zone.com/Lasher/images/mistress.gif
  14. Am I missing something? It's just a couple of stickers. They may not be to everyones taste but they ain't that bad, are they? I've seen a damn sight worse. These things are all a matter of taste, such as dragons, orange dashes, gold engines and neons.
  15. Paul See this Seems this car is being sold because it's now too fast for the owner:eek: It's for sale on this site in MKIV cars. His quote is;
  16. See you try to praise something and still get told off. Sometimes there's no pleasing some people:p
  17. Woo hoo much better:thumbs: Less sections, maybe even i'll get the right ones now;)
  18. A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems. "All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems.......First of all I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
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