Bill Prawn

Just put the pipe into the keyhole. Worked fantastically.

I had exactly the same problem. Now it works perfectly. Solution: WD40

It's a combi unvented cylinder. The discharge is from the temperature and pressure release valve. Still trying to sort it but from all other info it seems like a service call from the manufacturers. Got me by the short and curlies.

Why does this only happen on holidays? Hot water cylinder is discharging water from the overflow. Don't know why, but if we turn off the water heater it stops. Any help will be greatly received It's a Vaillant Vantage if that helps

Have a happy Christmas one and all. THE PARROT & THE MAGICIAN A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Look, He's hiding the ace of spades behind his handkerchief" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the captains parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another day and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer: "OK, OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship? If it's a tough it's worth it

If you mean Yellow, that's what i'm using. It looks the dogs

So where's the Orange and Black then?

No you're not, it is last years, but next year it's the 21st May as Mawby said earlier.

The Devil made me do it:devil:

of being a wa**er. Just remember this. http://www.runeb.org/www_docs/Jexoticasite/soundandvideo/skylinejoke.jpg

MR looks like it could be funny. Just need to find a five year old to take so I have an excuse to go

Brilliant stuff and so accurate

Great piccie Trig. :upside:

Looks pretty good Lee, all quite straightforward. Good job well done And some new smilies as well One thing though, lose the snow!!!!

50 From Russia with love 73 Moonraker 94 Never say never again 1 Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2 The Sweeney 3 Space 1999 4 Charlie's Angels 5 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 6 Christine 7 Live and Let Die (darts in wing mirrors... hmmm, good mod) 8 Mad Max 9 Nash Bridges 10 Noddy 11 Gone in 60 seconds 12 The French Connection 13 The Prisoner 14 The Living Daylights (Bond) 15 Only Fools and Horses 16 The Professionals 17 The Munsters 18 Duel 19 The A Team (Faceman's car) 20 XXX 21 UFO 22 Twister 23 Le Mans 24 Herbie (The Love Bug) 25 Joe 90 26 Knightrider 27 The Green Hornet 28 Goldfinger 29 30 Waynes World 31 Inspector Morse 32 The Fast and The Furious 33 Cobra 34 Octopussy 35 Matrix Reloaded 36 Thunderbirds 37 Ghostbusters 38 Death Race 2000 39 The Saint 40 Ronin 41 Raiders of the lost ark 42 Pink Cadillac 43 All Creatures Great and Small 44 Magnum PI 45 Batman 46 The Dukes Of Hazzard 47 Grand Prix 48 Thunderball 49 Mission Impossible 2 50 From Russia With Love 51 Two Lane Blacktop 52 Ferris Buellers Day Off 53 The Flintstones 54 Dr No 55 Back To The Future 56 The Avengers 57 Smokey and the Bandit 58 The spy who loved me 59 60 Grease 61 Diamonds are Forever 62 63 Days of Thunder 64 Lethal Weapon 4 65 The Rockford Files 66 67 Vanishing Point 68 Die Another Day 69 Blues Brothers 70 Cannonball Run 2 71 You Only Live Twice 72 The Italian Job 73 Moonraker 74 Batman Returns 75 Batfink 76 77 Bullitt 78 Wacky Races 79 Tomorrow Never Dies 80 81 48 hours 82 83 Deerhunter 84 85 Driving Miss daisy 86 Forrest Gump 87 Magnum Force 88 Scarface 89 For Your Eyes Only (Bond) 90 Another 48 hours 91 92 Columbo 93 94 Never Say Never Again 95 The Hitcher 96 Heartbeat 97 Dumb and dumber 98 Z cars 99 Brum 100 Batman

42 Pink Cadillac 1 Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2 The Sweeney 3 Space 1999 4 Charlie's Angels 5 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 6 Christine 7 Live and Let Die (darts in wing mirrors... hmmm, good mod) 8 Mad Max 9 10 Noddy 11 Gone in 60 seconds 12 The French Connection 13 The Prisoner 14 The Living Daylights (Bond) 15 Only Fools and Horses 16 The Professionals 17 The Munsters 18 Duel 19 The A Team (Faceman's car) 20 XXX 21 22 Twister 23 Le Mans 24 Herbie (The Love Bug) 25 Joe 90 26 Knightrider 27 The Green Hornet 28 Goldfinger 29 30 Waynes World 31 Inspector Morse 32 The Fast and The Furious 33 34 35 Matrix Reloaded 36 Thunderbirds 37 Ghostbusters 38 39 The Saint 40 Ronin 41 Raiders of the lost ark 42 Pink Cadillac 43 All Creatures Great and Small 44 Magnum PI 45 Batman 46 The Dukes Of Hazzard 47 Grand Prix 48 Thunderball 49 Mission Impossible 2 50 51 Two Lane Blacktop 52 Ferris Buellers Day Off 53 The Flintstones 54 55 Back To The Future 56 The Avengers 57 Smokey and the Bandit 58 The spy who loved me 59 60 Grease 61 62 63 Days of Thunder 64 Lethal Weapon 4 65 The Rockford Files 66 67 Vanishing Point 68 Die Another Day 69 Blues Brothers 70 Cannonball Run 2 71 72 The Italian Job 73 74 Batman Returns 75 Batfink 76 77 Bullitt 78 Wacky Races 79 Tomorrow Never Dies 80 81 48 hours 82 83 Deerhunter 84 85 Driving Miss daisy 86 Forrest Gump 87 Magnum Force 88 Scarface 89 For Your Eyes Only (Bond) 90 Another 48 hours 91 92 Columbo 93 94 95 96 Heartbeat 97 Dumb and dumber 98 Z cars 99 Brum 100 Batman

25 Joe 90 1 Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2 The Sweeney 3 Space 1999 4 Charlie's Angels 5 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 6 Christine 7 Live and Let Die (darts in wing mirrors... hmmm, good mod) 8 Mad Max 9 10 Noddy 11 Gone in 60 seconds 12 13 The Prisoner 14 The Living Daylights (Bond) 15 Only Fools and Horses 16 The Professionals 17 The Munsters 18 19 The A Team (Faceman's car) 20 XXX 21 22 Twister 23 Le Mans 24 Herbie (The Love Bug) 25 Joe 90 26 Knightrider 27 The Green Hornet 28 Goldfinger 29 30 Waynes World 31 Inspector Morse 32 The Fast and The Furious 33 34 35 36 Thunderbirds 37 Ghostbusters 38 39 The Saint 40 Ronin 41 Raiders of the lost ark 42 43 All Creatures Great and Small 44 Magnum PI 45 Batman 46 The Dukes Of Hazzard 47 Grand Prix 48 Thunderball 49 Mission Impossible 2 50 51 Two Lane Blacktop 52 53 The Flintstones 54 55 Back To The Future 56 The Avengers 57 58 The spy who loved me 59 60 Grease 61 62 63 Days of Thunder 64 65 The Rockford Files 66 67 Vanishing Point 68 Die Another Day 69 Blues Brothers 70 Cannonball Run 2 71 72 The Italian Job 73 74 Batman Returns 75 Batfink 76 77 Bullitt 78 Wacky Races 79 Tomorrow Never Dies 80 81 48 hours 82 83 Deerhunter 84 85 Driving Miss daisy 86 Forrest Gump 87 Magnum Force 88 Scarface 89 For Your Eyes Only (Bond) 90 Another 48 hours 91 92 Columbo 93 94 95 96 Heartbeat 97 Dumb and dumber 98 Z cars 99 Brum 100 Batman

48 Thunderball:)

1 Dirty Mary Crazy Larry 2 The Sweeney 3 Space 1999 4 Charlies Angels 5 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 6 Christine 7 Live and Let Die (darts in wing mirrors... hmmm, good mod) 8 Mad Max 9 10 Noddy 11 12 The French Connection 13 The Prisoner 14 The Living Daylights (Bond) 15 Only Fools and Horses 16 The Professionals 17 The Munsters 18 19 The A Team (Faceman's car) 20 21 22 Twister 23 Le Mans 24 Herbie (The Love Bug) 25 26 Knightrider 27 28 Goldfinger 29 30 Waynes World 31 Inspector Morse 32 The Fast and The Furious 33 34 35 36 Thunderbirds 37 Ghostbusters 38 39 The Saint 40 Ronin 41 42 43 All Creatures Great and Small 44 Magnum PI 45 Batman 46 The Dukes Of Hazzard 47 Grand Prix 48 Thunderball 49 Mission Impossible 2 50 51 Two Lane Blacktop 52 53 The Flintstones 54 55 Back To The Future 56 57 58 59 60 grease 61 62 63 Days of Thunder 64 65 The Rockford Files 66 67 Vanishing Point 68 Die Another Day 69 70 Cannonball Run 2 71 72 The Italian Job 73 74 Batman Returns 75 76 Dr Who 77 Bullitt 78 Wacky Races 79 Tomorrow Never Dies 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 Magnum Force 88 89 For Your Eyes Only (Bond) 90 91 92 Columbo 93 94 95 96 Heartbeat 97 Dumb and dumber 98 Z cars 99 Brum 100 Batman

Space 1999:p

Between Cranford and Barton Seagrave. Friday 17th pm. Had 3 spoke wheels with red trim I think.

Think about Audi's;)

Surely it's the wedding was lousy but the reception was fantastic?

Very apt at Christmas time. A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's Christmas present. They hadn't been going out very long so he thought long and hard before remembering that on their last couple of dates she had complained her hands were cold. So he decided a pair of gloves might be appropriate, not too personal but, nonetheless, thoughtful. Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, they went to Harrods and he bought a stylish pair of cream-coloured leather gloves. At the same time, the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for heir purchases to be gift-wrapped. Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up and the guy left with the gift-wrapped knickers and the girlfriend's sister left with the gloves. The boyfriend, without checking his package, decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriend's house she wasn't in. So instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied by the following note: Happy Birthday Darling, I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones & they're easier to pull off. I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks & they're hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours & although a little tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean & shiny & in fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I wish you'd been there so I could've put them on for you myself, as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again. Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them, as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night. All my love, Dave XXX P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing'

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