Bill Prawn

Jelly ?

Who's Cj Jones? Looks familiar

Don't be scared child You will especially like it.

Think we all need some of these.

Matt, I had exactly the same symptoms. Light on sometimes, off sometimes, flickered when braking and when not. It needed some new pads and a top up of fluid, as done by Chris Wilson and the light has not come on since. Even though you think the pads are ok and they work fine it seems the sensor is very delicate and gives ample warning of wear. Hope this helps and you get it sorted.

A Cowboy's three wishes A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests." The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her. "Second wish," said the Chief. "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before. "This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one." "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's. "I said POSSE!"

Watch it Pony Boy

Oi Vaughany!! Did I say you could post a piccie of me. It shows how thin I am on top. By the way folks he forgot to mention he spends about five hours each weekend cleaning it

20 miles away!!!!!

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Not if you work seven days a week

Sorry to buck the trend, but I love Sundays. Live footie in the winter, Bike racing in the summer, Sunday roasts, beer and barbie's. End of a perfect week

The second one, just. Has anybody seen the size of these mini fillets? The clue is mini. Yet the girl in the second one manages to hold it with both hands. How small is she?

Top marks. Great joke, i've nicked it for further use

They won't be if they're prostitutes

Glad you liked it. Are you a tax inspector

I remember telling that joke when I was at primary school and it used to make me giggle. I still smile whenever I hear it

Nuneaton Borough? Peterborough? :upside:

In a long line of people waiting for a bank cashier, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?" "Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!" "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the Inland Revenue. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

Oh I see.

In the back of a Supra!!!!!! What are you a contortionist?

Never quite understand this 'You can't support them because you're not from there' arguement. I've supported Chelsea since 1970. I live 70 miles from Stamford Bridge, I used to go reularly to games, even when they were crap, and they were very crap at times. I think it's a case of free choice, if you wanted to expand this rule of thinking then why did people from Bristol (for example) like four lads from Liverpool doing a Merseysound (The Beatles) and why do English and America people drive cars made in Germany and Japan. It's all a matter of choice, I appreciate how confusing it is when someone grows up in the shadow of a big club such as Spurs or Arsenal and the supports Man Utd, but living where I did I had no choice but to look for a team to support. I still followed my local club and travelled the length and breadth of the country with them but chelsea are always my first love. Carefree wherever you may be.... I'll let Trig finish that off.

50p you say. Could be interested, i'll have to ask the wife

Seeing is believeing. Clicky click

Piccie time