Bill Prawn

His name was Sheene!!!!! MotoGP is live on BBC this year. They are showing all rounds live for the first time. WSB lost its way with the single tyre rule, but is back on line this year with more factory teams involved so it's not so much just a Ducati championship. So what's the idea Terrible? I may be able to give you some pointers or help as I work in the bike business.

Try this

Last reason.

As it says.

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I think I'll go and see my Doctor!" His friend immediately replied, "Don't do that. There's a new computer at Boots that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than your doctor. All you do is put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do." Pete, figuring that he had nothing to lose, filled a jar with his urine sample, went to Boots where he found the computer and deposited his sample. The computer started making a few noises and some lights started to flash. After a brief pause, out popped a small piece of paper which read: YOU HAVE TENNIS ELBOW, SOAK YOUR ARM IN WATER THREE TIMES A DAY FOR 1 HOUR AND AVOID HEAVY WORK. YOUR ELBOW WILL GET BETTER IN TWO WEEKS. That evening while thinking about how amazing this new technology was and how it could change the world of medicine forever, he began to wonder if the computer could be fooled. He decided to try. He mixed together some tap water, engine oil from his car, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and, at the last minute, masturbated into the concoction. He went back to Boots, deposited the sample and paid his money. After the noises and lights, out popped a piece of paper which read: YOUR TAP WATER IS HARD, GET A SOFTENER. THE VALVES ON YOUR ENGINE ARE KNACKERED; GET THE CAR TO A GARAGE. YOUR DOG HAS WORMS, GET HIM TO A VET. YOUR DAUGHTER IS HOOKED ON COCAINE, GET HER TO REHAB. YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS, THEY ARE NOT YOURS, GET A LAWYER. AND IF YOU DON'T STOP WANKING, YOUR ELBOW WILL NEVER GET BETTER!!

Worth a drive to see these two. Paul K really knows his stuff, beware though as Paul E will sell you something you don't want

Near me, can get there, interested. 350+ bhp, full de-cat, HKS boost controller and shiny bits

Oldie but goldie

Lez, I know what you mean I live in a similar size town and have the only soop in town.

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Blackpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Blackpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for ...... At the crew's first practice session, the Blackpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. Possibly a but hey, who cares?

Cobblestones Bar - North King Street. If you only visit one real Irish bar make it this one, but get a taxi there and back

Like the boot release........you have no knowledge of that either

Well Ed do you?

As it says!!!!! Some great buyer questions as well. Clicky click click

How much?

In case you missed it More about him Someway to go to catch his Dad

Just plain white dials, not el-glo or aluminium or green or blue. Just plain white overlay dials, the stiff plastic type like the original black ones. For a j-spec pre-facelift auto, who, where and how much? Any ideas?

Blond or blonde? Although I did think it might be a

Wow. That is just fantastic

Couple more.

I thought the bet was 3-1 Great meet though. Top marks to whoever it was that left the Pub withh a lock to lock drift, I'm sure you meant to do that Plus some piccies.

a. Supra If the person asking doesn't know what one is, then they shouldn't be asking questions about cars anyway!

Leicester Forest East is just past Junc 21

NEW NEW NEW E-Team meeting point (to make it easier and have less stop/starts) Leicester Forest East services (Northbound M1) Sunday 13th February.10.30am to leave at 10.45am Bammbamm ??? Bill Prawn MFS ??? SupraStar 3000 ???