Bill Prawn

I thought the person said a large piece of meat makes them sweat

seriously though, try Thor it's not much further to go and they know Supra's.

Try Cashpoint

Elbow grease is good, if you don't feel safe in using water/steam

RGS and Supra's mmmmmmm Not sure that's their speciality. Still you could always try and do a deal with some number plates;)

It was a copy of Redline with the mock-up cover on the front and rear.

First piccies here Does anybody have one of my wheelspin, please

And finally to the pub

and again

Some more

What a great day. Thanks Branners and Scary Steve. Too many plus points to list them all. The noise of Rays Blingy bays. Jake buying me a pint. Lots of people eating 20oz steaks you know who you are. I will have all the times next week (hopefully), the bulls*it should stop then. First of a few piccies

Do any cars with a straight through exhaust have a chance of passing?

Will people's names be on the gate at Bruntingthorpe? they are very security conscious there as they have a few million quids worth of planes, trucks and cars stored there. I won't join any convoy as I have fun country roads to go down (25 miles away) so what time do we aim to get there for? Still 9.30. Junc 12 to 15a in 15 minutes that'll take some doing.

That was the name all along, it's the e-mail that is a rip-off of the guy on here But if you look closely at the plate it was made by Motorvogue the Alfa Romeo dealer in Northampton. Which is where Supra-Alex works. Alex own up and tell us you made it up and the price was a boo-boo. Save a bit of face mate.

Alex, If it isn't you get onto this guy as he's taking the p***. Your log in name and same town. All a bit dodgy. Do you have many enemies? Oh yeah I just noticed you work for Alfa So that answers that

From Paul!!!!!!! You have more chance of Peter Stringfellow becoming Pope They are the most useless incompetent bunch I have ever met. Slow Dog is so called because of his work rate. Their standard of work is shoddy and they never supply on time. Not

Am I missing something? I could get a pair made at the local motor factors. Please tell me what it's all about. Plate

Try here

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer." Says the new wife. "This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Yeah I agree

Just enjoy the joke and stop being picky

All M&M staff were laid off at the end of January. So that channel will soon just be replays and very cheap programmes. Oh wait that's what it was anyway

Late one Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, Windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise....... BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint Outline of a large box turning into his road. BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home. BUMP........ BUMP........ BUMP........ He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster......... BUMP........BUMP....... BUMP........BUMP....... BUMP........BUMP........ The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him...... BUMP........BUMP...BUMP... BUMP........BUMP...BUMP... BUMP........BUMP...BUMP... He started to sprint, but so did the coffin ...... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP..... Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase..... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........ BUMP...SCREACH...HOP...BUMP...SCREACH...HOP... BUMP...SCREACH...HOP...BUMP...SCREACH...HOP... BUMP...SCREACH...HOP...BUMP...SCREACH...HOP... The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad. BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......still it came ........ BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........still it came...... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it .....still it came...... BUMP...SCREACH...BUMP...SCREACH... He grabbed some Benadryl cough mixture and threw it........ The coffin stopped

I think Haribo is the clue. Is he going to drive around offering young girls sweeties to come for a ride in his car?

Think of a letter between A and W. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Keep going, dont stop ............................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . Think of an animal that begins with that letter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Almost there...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Of course they ****in dont....... . . . . . . . . . . . Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid games! FOOL!!