Bill Prawn

I think the idea of different titles is good. All on one day would be a bad idea as they will expect them and ignore many. Oil companies are not the people to send them to. They price at what they are told.

Look here for a list of all French victories. Some really funny posts.

This is a good start. Obviously Alistair Darling and Hilary Armstrong are the favourites, but if all Labour ministers started receiving complaints about fuel prices they would soon listen,

The one thing we need is a short message for all to send. Someting like: Dear Sir/Madam, I am contacting you at my disgust at the cost of fuel in the UK. We currently have one of the highest rates of taxation on fuel for any country in the world. How can this be justified? We have supported many of the oil producing countries in recent years with both financial and mortal costs, but still the price keeps increasing, at an alarming rate. I appreciate the cost of crude has increased but the added exaggerated weight of tax on top is not acceptable. Please explain to me how you arrive at this pricing structure and why? I am sure that the cost is not indicative of the cost at source of crude. This is a fact that I believe is borne out by fuel prices at pumps worldwide. Please give this mail the respect it deserves and respond with the relative answers. Best regards.

Following on from the thread about the cost in the UK. I would like some info from our worldwide members about how much they pay for a litre/gallon. Post up replies in your local currency and whether Ltr or Gal.

Blockades at the oil depots etc are not the way to go. It's not the oil companies that impose the high pump prices its the tax-man/government. We need to get e-mail or postal address of these people and bombard them with both types of post. Fill their inboxes and post boxes so they are unable to do their business will soon get them awake. This would be a good start it's not illegal and could have an immediate effect.

Having two days 'off' from buying petrol is not the answer. People would fill up at midnight and then at 00.01 two days later and say they did their bit. So the fuel companies would have massive takings for two days and lower ones for two days. Plus only probably 10 - 20% of the motorists would do this anyway. We need a maximum impact minimum inconvienience event that is within the law.

Bump

Yes but it's only available in London and South East (where wages are higher). But 85p per litre is still too much

I have been in the States for 6 days and Optimax at my local Shell has gone up 6p!!!!!!! It's now 95.9p a litre way over £4 a gallon. This was made evn more painful by the cost in America. Is it not about time we did something about this? I'm sure this is not what we should be paying. Any views?

man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window. The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side. Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts. "But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams. "Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!" She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over. "What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks. "Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck". "If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."

Hey chill out man

I preffered the second....more depth

Can't believe this was missed.......It's a travesty

Or our House in the middle of the street. I'm sure that would be our castle and our keep

What about a house? A very big house in the country

I'd help out but it is a bit far away. Hope you get it sorted. Maybe a new post is needed with the title: Gorgeous 17 year-old girl wants a ride in a Supra I think you'll get some takers then

Try this Not susidence but it should help.

I thought they might be

How did you know I got it from WHS? Are you stalking me

Purchased a copy of J-Tuner yesterday and when I got home it starts on page 19. This continues to page 34 and then starts on page 19 again. Now I would guess that there was a problem in the print run so I can't have the only copy like this. Has anyone else bought the mag and not noticed or do I have a one-off collector's piece. But I bet the first 18 pages were great :thumbdown

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink". A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party". A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing?You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?! Paddy replies, "Well, Oim foikin discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair".

Too right! Glad I left the Soop at home too. Biggest surprise for me though was that they sang Sunday, how it was originally recorded. Oh yes and The Electric Co Not heard that live for a few years.

Gotta agrue with you there. They were back to doing what they do best..... Stadium Rock. Stunning versions of Where the streets...... and Elevation Could have done without the God stuff though IMHO. The organisation at the Stadium was awful though, people getting crushed, people standing in aisles, fire exits they need to get that sorted before somebody gets hurt. As for the road works I got home at 3.30. But the gig was worth it. Where did you watch from? We sat to the right of the stage about 50 yds away.