A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she
quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum
powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a
statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one
for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more
was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at
the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of
water."