Bill Prawn

Just had this done. It feels like a new car now. Handles better, brakes straighter, doesn't drift around every roundabout and makes acceleration smoother. Fantastic stuff

Not a single photo of my car or me anywhere. I'm starting to doubt whether I actually went

All very well and good, but to a numpty. What are they for and how do they work?

To re-gas? Is it a H because it's a J-spec? Hair con I'll get me coat:tumble:

What is the cap with the H on it for? Just to the left of the radiator tank and the right of the horn. Probably very obvious but........

My cat gets them

Oh found it now, he's an old goat

Maybe he's become a wizard... magical stones

That's nothing I first thought that a Bezoar was a new VW

I think Michael's signature may be a clue, but not sure

bezoar n. stone-like mass found in stomach of ruminants, formerly used in East as antidote to poison.

Thinking of getting one of these. New 2.5td Warrior. Anyone got one or had one and have any views?

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Great fun. Well done to the organisers. Good to meet new and old friends. 5 or 6 abreast cars plus 2 bikes drag racing was good fun. Got a nice chip in the windscreen as a momento Still that's a minor technicality.

The Supra Bible Genesis Chapter 1 1. In the beginning Toyota created the Celica. 2. And the Celica was without form, and power; and darkness was upon the face of the turbo. And the Spirit of Supra moved upon the face of the vehicle. 3. And Toyota said, Let there be Power:and there was Power 4. And Toyota saw the Power, that it was good:and Toyota divided the Celica from the Supra. 5. And Toyota called the Celica a sports car, and the Supra he called a Super car. And the MR2 was the follower. 6. And Toyota said, Let there be a twin-turbos in the midst of the engine, and let it divide the air flow from the outlets and inlets. 7. And Toyota made the turbos, and divided the air which was under the turbo from the air which was above the turbo:and it was so. 8. And Toyota called the vehicle MKiv. And the Celica and the MR2 were the second class. 9. And Toyota said, Let not the Supra's be gathered together unto one place, and let the UK and the J-Spec be right hand drive and the US left:and it was so. 10. And Toyota called the non-turbo N/A and the topless one was Aerotop and the gathering together of the Supra's was complete:and Toyota saw that it was good. 11. And Toyota said, Let the tuners bring forth upgrades, the single yielding mighty power, and the exhaust yielding noise after the engine:and it was so. 12. And the tuners brought forth power, and exhaust yielding noise after the engine, and Toyota saw that it was good. 13. And the Celica and the MR2 were the still behind. 14. And Toyota said, Let there be lights in the Supra to divide the day from the night; and let them be for a facelift, and for seasons, and for days, and years: 15. And let them be for lights in the Supra to give light upon the earth:and it was so. 16. And Toyota made two great lights; the greater light at the front, and the lesser light at the back:he made the clear indicators also. 17. And Toyota set them in the Supra to give light upon the earth, 18. And to rule over the Skyline and over the RX7, and to divide the real men from the dis-believers :and Toyota saw that it was good. 19. And the Celica and the MR2 got an upgrade. 20. And Tuners said, Let the waters bring forth cooling, and FMIC was born for the Supra: and it was good. 21. And bodykits were created with mighty beauty, and every Supra was given the chance to have one. Wheels were brought forth abundantly, after their OEM kind, and every wing was able to be altered:and Toyota saw that it was good. 22. And Toyota blessed them, saying, Be powerful, and multiply, and fill the roads and the tracks, and let power multiply in thine engines. 23. And the VVT-i was born and the MR2 and the Celica worshipped. 24. And Toyota said, Let the driver bring forth the gear change in his own hands and the Tiptronic was formed. The new beast of the earth after this was still a MKiv:and it was so. 25. And Toyota made the beast of the earth after it's shape, and turbo's got bigger as hybids appeared after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the track was held back by launch control:and Toyota saw that it was good. 26. And Toyota said, Let us make a race car in our image, after our likeness:and let them have dominion over the Nissans and the Mazdas, and over the Mitsubishi, and over the Suzuki, and over all the earth, and over every car that creepeth upon the GT Circuits. 27. So Toyota created a race car in its own image, in the image of Supra. 28. And Toyota blessed them, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the circuits, and subdue it:and have dominion over all other vehicles, and over every car that moveth upon the track. 29. And Toyota said, Behold, I have given you every Supra engine bearing power, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every wheel, in the which is the power of a engine shall be planted. 30. And to every Supra of the earth, and to every driver of the car, and to every thing that creepeth at the start line, Toyota has given chance to admire and enjoy and stand in awe: and it was so. 31. And Toyota saw every thing that it had made, and, behold, it was very good. And never bothered with a MKv as it was not possible to improve.

BPU ones make you come quicker

Far, This is terrible news. But don't be so hasty, try what your wife has suggested. It is now a free and open society we live in. Try to apease her new friend and take time to get to know them on their own as well as when your wife is around. It may be that you find you have many things in common. Remember all is not lost and sometimes you must make compromises for the sake of the marriage.

The Supra Hymm (To the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful) All things fast and furious, All turbos big and small, All things bling and powerful, The Supra has them all. Each b o v that opens, Each exhaust pipe that sings, We polish their glowing colours, Put oil inside their rings: All turbos twin and single, All hybrids great and small, All n/a's and the aerotops, The Supra has them all. The J spec and the UK, The polished engine bay, The bauble of a big exhaust, That brightens up the day: All things shiny and tunable, All wheels spoked and wired, All tyres spinning and smoking, The Supra has to be admired. The power in a straight line, The drifting in a turn, The looks from all the people, We love them every one: All things standard and BPU, All HP great and small, All aftermarket and the JDM, The Supra has them all. We love to let others see them, Let truckers look on in awe, How great is the Supra, We have reasons by the score: All things fast and furious, All turbos big and small, All things bling and powerful, The Supra has them all.

The 10 Commandments. 1. Though shalt not covert thy neighbours BMW 2. Thou shalt not take the Supra's name in vain 3. Thou shalt notice when thy audience is looking at thy car. 4. Thou shalt not use a cop-out such as "I'm only using 1.0 bar" when backed into a corner by thine own poor driving. 5. Thou shalt use thine own imagination, and not just quote from Jap Performance all the time. 6.Thou shalt not tell Skylinists that their car is a taxi, they will learn come redemption day. 7. Thou shalt not get upset by jokes about thy Supra. The car is big enough and old enough to looketh after itself. 8. Thou shalt not define how thy Supra worketh. Others canst not know. 9. Thou shalt not state that the MKiv is consistent and hath no contradictions. Thou wouldst be a fool to doeth so. MKv may return one day in the second coming. 10. Thou shalt not say Grace without also thanking the tuners, polishers, painters, bodyshops and shopkeepers that actually did the work required to get your Supra looking that good.

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best

Mmmmmmm Brembo's

Down by the riverside

J-Tuner cover and busy Supra pub car-park

No apostrophe (note spelling!!!!!) needed. No fu and c required

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