Bill Prawn

Outside Hungry horse/ Megabowl I guess

1. Jez (18:00 Folly) 2. Samsupra37 (18:00 Folly) 3. Gregsupra4 (18:00 Folly) 4. John_M (possibly @ D1, if not @ Folly) 5. Smarty (17.00 @ Sixfields) 6. Vaughany (17.00 at Sixfields) 7. Bill Prawn (17.00ish at Sixfields, possibly. depends on jet lag)

Now that is funny Top stuff Jake

Just had a two hour journey through Tokyo city centre and never saw a single Supra!!!! Plenty of Skylines, MR2s and RX7s though, plus lots of customised vans and mpvs.

I think so Oct 2nd. I'm planning on being there

It's an oldie but still a goldie

Abba and the Bee Gees. It goes with the medallion and hairy chest that most supra drivers have

I'm told you call him Rays the Woof............ Fetches coat and

Thanks

This one!!!!!! I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

Great little ditty Sorry if it's a repost, but I don't think it is.

Thats after a week in St Lucia, eight days in Japan, and a week in Malaysia

Yeah, I put that up. It was the most viewed ever on here at the time but it seems someone has now removed it :thumbdown I'll see if I can find it again.

I might come, but I fly in from Qatar that day so might not get there

I can't make any Sunday in Sept. (Except 11th) Not about on 2nd Oct. Jap Show at Pod on 9th Oct. Away 16th and 23rd Oct. Free on 30th

Yes it is. It's at Silverstone and I won't be going

I've mentioned this before but never got round to doing anything. I'd be up for it, just depends where and when

Try this I'm off to level eight Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Call me slow but just realised what Subaru spells in reverse. U R A BUS

Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time hunting, so he was following Bob's lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet. After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then what did make you scream?" Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, 'Should we take them home or eat 'em now?'"

Look what you've done now Dave

Oh dear, this is raising its head again

Berk comes from the Berkshire Hunt, it is a rhyming slang word for c**t

Neither do Esso or BP

£90 all in. Check is free and then the cost is to do all settings. One of mine was 12mm out