Bill Prawn

Where does it say it's a sports car?

No available in the UK Far Eastern market only I think. Contact Nic in Hong Kong he might be able to send you a crate.

There's supposed to be 50 threads in this but I can only see 48:p

A woman walks into a Jaguar dealership and spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it, but while leaning over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she accidently breaks wind. Embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't appear right now. However, there standing behind her is a sales person. "Good morning Madame, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much is this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, I'd rather not say. If you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself if I tell you the price."

There was a middle-aged guy who bought a Sports Car. He took off down the road flooring it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his silver hair. "This is great", he thought and floored it some more. Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and saw there was a Police bike behind him, lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him - No problem", thought the man so he floored it some more until he reached 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing", and pulled over waiting for the Policeman to catch him up. The Copper pulled in behind the car and walked up to the man. "Sir", he said looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is my birthday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you off with a caution." The man looked back at the Copper and said, "Last week, my wife ran off with a Police Motorcyclist and I thought you were bringing her back." The Copper said, "Have a nice day".

Yeah you would think of that panto. You like to get A LAD in:eek:

That would be funny if it wasn't so true:eek:

See here http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://ap7.kir.jp/shop/drink/1_1_13_4.html&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dburberrys%2Blondon%2Bdry%2Bgin%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2005-09,GGLD:en 2100 yen is about a tenner

Yes and you're the ugly sister:yes:

Oh yes you have!!!!!!!!

You can grrrrr as much as you like in the confines of your own home:nyah:

Wow, now he's getting all deep and philosophical on us:eek:

Easy test. Long straight road, get up to 100mph and stamp on the brakes. If you don't stop then they're Jap:eek:

I've got bigger brakes than you

They're only wrong when girls get involved and start having an opinion:stickpoke

See what car Black Cat has? Just what I said Black J-Spec TT, you know it's true:yu:

That's complete rubbish Chilli. Everyone knows that a Black J-Spec TT Auto is the best car:yes: I think you are talking nonsense, I have never read such inane drivel in all my life:swear: No go back under the stone you crawled out from:whip: Seriously though yes but some 'opinions' can be a bit offensive:no:

A SORN is a Statutory Off Road Notice, which means that the vehicle can be kept off road without needing road tax.

Did mine at the end of October. God I miss it:(

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!' So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right' Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End. Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella. APPY CRIMBO

What about The Vapours? As suggested by Jake ages ago (post 67)

Ok

Ok these are the 71 so far. 1. 50 Cent 2. Alice in Chains 3. Black Crowes 4. Black Flag 5. Blind Melon 6. Blondie 7. Blur 8. Cornershop 9. Cowboy Junkies 10. Crowded House 11. Cypress Hill 12. Dead Kennedys 13. Deep Purple 14. Dinosaur Junior 15. Eels 16. Eminem 17. Garbage 18. Gorrilaz 19. Great White 20. Green Day 21. Guns N Roses 22. Hole 23. Iron Maiden 24. Jewel 25.Kiss 26. Korn 27. Led Zeppelin 28. Lemonheads 29. Madonna 30. Manis Street Preachers 31. Matchbox 20 32. New York Dolls 33. Nine Inch Nails 34. Pavement 35. Phish 36. Pink 37. Prince 38. Queen 39. Radiohead 40. Ratt 41. Red Hot Chilli Peppers 42. Men At Work 43. Scissor Sisters 44. Seal 45. Sex Pistols 46. Smashing Pumpkins 47. Spoon 48. Subways 49. Talking Heads 50. The B52's 51. The Beach Boys. 52. The Bee Gees 53. The Cars 54. The Cranberries 55. The Doors 56. The Eagles 57. The Killers 58. The Pixies 59. The Police 60. The Postal Service 61. The Rolling Stones 62. Trio 63. Bush 64. The Wires 65. The White Stripes 66. Twisted Sister 67. U2 68. White Zombie 69. Whitesnake 70. Yellowman 71. Pet Shop Boys

Already on the list THE Bee Gees What about round black thing above Pet Shop window? Could it be a bell for an Alarm?