Bill Prawn

I don't like Sheffield it's full of Northerners and smells

Bum:eyebrows:

Have a look at this and discuss. http://www.channel4.com/4car/100-greatest/index.html No Supra (didn't even make the nominations), but the Skyline and RX7 make the list. Even the Reliant Robin got in there

New sponsor to celebrate the latest United team

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of some young children, using a bowl of sweets. The professor gave all the children the same kind of sweets, one at a time and asked them to identify them by colours and flavors. The children began to say: Red ... Cherries Yellow ... Lemons Green ... Limes Orange ... Oranges Purple ... Grapes Finally the professor gave them all honey flavoured sweets. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God. They're assholes!"

Love the flavours

Any one got a 700? If so how good are the European maps? Does it hold the sgnal well in Eurpoe? Any info helpful

Not sure it will get him past this weekend:p

I think in most people's image it translates to 'mid-life crisis' or 'driven by medallion man'

Oi less of the chump, Paddy:swear: As you well knew I meant the pound from North of the border. Anyway what about this one? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/IRELAND-FIVE-POUND-NOTE-29-9-1989_W0QQitemZ8358905044QQcategoryZ3435QQcmdZViewItem

You missed out that they are called Singh and Sons;)

Mileage? Any extras? English, Scottish or Irish :needspic:

Yeah, that type:thumbs:

Doh!!!! I meant laminate worktop:blush:

Is it possible to install a ceramic inset sink in a laminate worktop or does it need to be tiled or granite worktops?

Tesco two for £16

If it's drivel you want then I'm your crustacean:yes:

Damn that Shmarty (done in best Sean Connery voice):thumbdown

When, where, prove it:cry:

I hope there are no 'black' sheep in it:tomato:

No it wasn't Branners, we were happily talking about sheep. Spoilsport:thumbdown

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to... "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !".

and Maaaaandy and Sheeeeeila as well:nyah: :dir:

Baabaara and Beeeety of course:p

And washed down and disinfected after you've been out:yes: