Bill Prawn

Ahhh sweet

in 20 years time

No the link won't work, but sadly it is a re-post http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=73601&highlight=penguin+seal

errr ooops!!!

Just for this week. I'd noticed the standard has dropped on this site since I went went away, so I decided it was time to return some quality

Thank you. That means a lot coming from you

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right," says the priest. "Get your own fu**ing blankets."

Ewen, the drugs are not really having the desired effect are they?

Why, have we met before?

Ahh really, that's nice

Thanks

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you. No honey for a week." Well, then the little boy went to the front yard of the house and started stomping on butterflies. When his father saw what his son was doing, he made him stop right away and said, "Stomping on butterflies is a terrible thing to do. Just for that, no butter for a week." After that, little boy and his father went into the kitchen and saw the little boy's mother stomping on cockroaches. The little boy turned to his father and said, "Should I tell her or should you?"

Trust me the ST is so much cheaper to run. 20mpg if hammered 28+ on a run. Handles great and you can scare four people at once in it

Not at all, it was an itch that I have now scratched

See, hardly anybody cares when you leave the ownership fold

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mummy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mummy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

Already done

It has gone. The days of being a Supra owner are over for me. The car has gone to a guy in Germany, who I am sure will give it a good home. I delivered it to France yesterday and he collected it from me. I had some great fun in that car and it certainly did all it said on the tin.

Glad you liked it. You're up early!

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells: "Super Pussy!" The old man says: "I'll have the soup."

For a limited time http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=108644

For a limited time only, so make the most of it!!! Enid and Fred are both residents in the same old folk's home and have become friends over afternoon tea dances. One day while dancing Enid remarks that she hasn't had sex since the death of her husband 15 years before. Fred volunteers that his sex life has also been somewhat arid since the death of his wife 10 years previously. One thing leads to another and Enid invites Fred to her room. While disrobing Enid says "before we go any furver I fink I ought to tell you that I've acute angina", Fred responds "well that's lucky 'cos you've got 'orrible tits."

That's a bit harsh

When I broke my leg, I also got a DVT and embollism and as such had to have the cast re-opened to let the veins breath. I then suffered these twitches and the healing that had occured in the previous week or so from the initial break, broke again. I can tell you that hurt more than the initial break

Anyone interested?