Bill Prawn

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In the light of Lesbian marriages, Ikea has seen an opportunity in the marketplace and have designed the "Lesbian Bed" ....... assembly involves no screwing, just tongue and groove.

Try these http://www.malplates.co.uk/ good service and will do whatever you want:)

I hope Rudolph shi*s down your chimney:sly:

No need it's a battery raised turkey:D

Just a bit of light meat for me please:whistle:

Great phone for making calls and texting. I use mine all over the world and it's superb. So much so that I was due for an upgrade last October and I can't find anything better.

Happy Birthday, did you get anything special from BaaaaaBaaaara

Nice quote from your hubby then about the wheels:whistle:

May have done, but it was too dirty to see;)

Black, parked near Asda.

I've got my wife a memory box. A wooden box 12" x 6" that she can keep all her treasured and special little things in that girls like to keep. Such as letters, cards, ticket stubs, special photos, etc.

Try posting on http://www.snackspot.org.uk/index.php You might have more luck:yes:

What has three legs and lives on a farm? The McCartneys Paul has bought Heather a new leg for Christmas, but it's only a stocking filller. Paul has also bought her a plane but she'll continue to use a Ladyshave on the other leg.

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him, as Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?" Murphy said, "To be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really loved that hat. I knew that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and that he comes to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass, so I was going to leave after Communion and steal it." The priest said, "Well Murphy, I notice you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?" Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat." The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "You mean when I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', you decided you'd rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?" Murphy shook his head and said, "No Father, when you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I'd left it."

And another one. So you are now twohat:sly:

Darkest Peru, then:p

The bear or the station?

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My demographic, and prey tell what would that be? From what I have purchased recently I must be anywhere from 10 to 80 either sex and an introvert extrovert with a liking for German Indians. Surely you can't pigeon-hole someone over liking one record!!! Another frog has had a hit, Robin will be upset but I'm sure Uncle Kermit will calm him down:D The cartoon character having a hit is nothing new, The Archies were number one for eight weeks in 1969 and they were just felt-tip characters (but maybe had more personality than some others ) Music is all about personal taste. I like the JCB song and I never owned a transformer Then again I like Supra's so what does that say about my taste

What about this?

If it was engineered as you suggest why wasn't it a hit when first released? Given up on what?

Just got this, any good?

I think they are when you read their history and the record label they are on, FDM Records http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/

I think this will cover the subject http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A581122