Bill Prawn

The smilie is used very often, maybe sometimes too often. Not everybody has the amount of time on their hands to read all posts so if something is posted twice is a great crime? Sometimes the title put in is different to the original post and may entice different members to read it, who didn't see it first time around. But it seems that some people take a great pleasure in posting up that's it's a repost. Doea anybody else think that the repost smilie should be scrapped or are you in favour of 'putting down' members because they put up a thread that they believe is either new or helpful and yet get some eagle eyed member shooting them down. It possibly puts them off posting again. And yes before you say it I have used the smilie before but i've now had a change of heart and won't again - unless it's x, y or z that do a repost

Couldn't agree more:thanku:

Yes they are!!!!!! You said it

When I was younger and in the throws of growing up (about 13) I was in a large hardware store that was on two floors. A very attractive girl with a short skirt went up the stairs to the top floor. The stairs were an open type spiral set and like any red blooded male I watched from beneath to catch a glimpse. However I was so busy watching that I failed to notice the display stand full of nails and screws in front of me. I walked staright into it as I was too busy looking up. The rest as they say is history, the crash and rattle of the items was still echoing in my ears as I left the shop in a hurry:( By the way they were white and lacy:whistle:

The Three Bears Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It's also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence. Listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once." "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F**KING PORRIDGE YET !!!"

News is that the box will cost £600 plus an extra £20 a month and to start with there will be about 2/3 hrs a day broadcast, mostly nature programmes.

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy. * Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat cr * p in the glue on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. * Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic. * I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. * I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. * I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. * I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. * I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. * Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. * I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). * I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email program. Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour! If you don't send THIS message to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. DO IT NOW OR ELSE. And have a nice day!

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Sunday 21st May is the MotoGP at Le Mans. Bit of a journey but seeing as you'll be in France it might interest some.

A gentleman goes to see Mel Gibson's movie 'The Passion' and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died. While on holiday, his mother-in-law dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Britain at a cost of £5,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried here in Israel for £500. The man says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The man replied, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

I know what you mean:cry:

Our dog loves his mask, he's all ready for christmas. He's bought all his pressies with his puppy pennies and now he can't wait. It's also his birthday on Christmas Day (he's 17) and he gets double presents:yes:

specially bred for Christmas.....

It's one for you all to join in....... A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him. The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to her and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. With his curiosity aroused, the husband relocates the lighter as his wife suggested and the bird begins to sing - Come on then everybody sing the punchline........ Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire! Merry Christmas one and all

1: Janet Jackson 2: Hurricane Katrina 3: Tsunami 4: Xbox 360 5: Brad Pitt 6: Michael Jackson 7: American Idol 8: Britney Spears 9: Angelina Jolie 10: Harry Potter JJ at number one in 2005:eek: Full story here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4551936.stm

Pig, I really don't know. Contact Paul E he'll look after you.

Who cares about the price? It's a need:yes:

And this one from Supradibbs

Paul E at Miami.

Elbow grease again, finished off with silicone spray

WHAT!!!! You're a hat????

If it is where is the other bit to make it funny?

There's always one that doesn't get sarcasm:nyah:

Where is that exactly?

Somebody said that there's a Supra in the M3 ad, is that true?