Bill Prawn
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Wow, a 1000 threads and this is the first one worth reading or makes any sense for that matter:nyah:
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Free usually.
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Ok then, two left now:ecstatic:
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But I only need one not THREE:drown:
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Friendship Among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it. Friendship Among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a mate's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Dragging of feet springs to mind:protest:
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Can only do it if you have proof:boxing:
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Fantastic:ecstatic:
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I've voted. Should be a National Holiday. I go to the St.Georges day luncheon to celebrate the day:ecstatic:
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A Scouser walks into a job centre and tells the assistant he's desperate for a job. The assistant replies "that's fortunate, we have just got one in for a chauffer for a multi-millionaire to look after his twin nymphomaniac daughters on overseas trips with a salary of £200k a year." The Scouser says "you're bullshiiting me!" To which the assistant replied "well you f*cking started it!!"
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Heard it before but still worth a smile:respekt:
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Said the blind man to the deaf dog, who wasn't listening to him anyway!!!!!
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No naked women on my link, some people have all the luck
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Wonder what phones will have next!!!
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Certificate of deposit See here Or Cash Dispenser, that's what they were called before ATM's:giveup:
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Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
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Hostel?
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I think we could get a group-buy going:innocent:
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This is the place to go:whistle:
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And Kwik Save, but not sure they are girls
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It's given you more posts though:rolleyes:
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Welcome back Far. I've really missed your piccies................not:tumble:
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pm'd:)
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Read this and it sounds like a different story
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But according to another thread you haven't had use for rubber for months:tumble:
