Bill Prawn

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Friday And most importantly, please help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, yet only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the asshole in the mouth! :innocent:

A smart ol' hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his pickup truck, and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden, who hated hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, so the hillbilly pulled out a Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt and said, "This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina, You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from, boy?" The hillbilly bent over, dropped his pants and said, "You tell me. You're the expert."

Door not shut? Even if you think fluid is fine it could still be that, it's a sensitive sensor.

With Knowledgeable under your name and all the extra's to your car and you ask a question like that? It's up there with where's my turbo's? and How does the boot open from inside the car?

I should've gone to Rio last year but the MotoGP was cancelled. Well gutted:(

Place I'd love to visit. Never been to South America but fancy going. Supra meet?

If you can learn the number ffs sake learn how to spell TRADING

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome:(

That's pretty sick:(

You forgot Darkrider666, he'll be after you;)

Try here

I once saw a Chinese restaurant called Wang King There are quite a few with Fook in the title. And off the subject of food a furniture shop called Suite FA

PM'd

Wow thanks:D

McNabb?

Muppets from Space. Pepe the Prawn (see avatar) does something good and Fozzie says the shrimp did well. To which Pepe replies: "I am not a shrimp I am a KING PRAWN" This became a phrase used at home and Prawn stuck. Bill was added as a psuedonym to use on various websites. He was slagged off and banned and even published in different things. Trouble is that everyone knows it's me now so he has to behave

It certainly is

Woo hoo 108th place in 18 months:D Top 100 here I come:p

So that now makes it: The grand midlands meet number 6 at Donington that will then be convoving to the Bubble Inn after it has merged following meets at Leicester Forest East services after going to the pub at Junction 20 called The Elms with the big car park, and the large secure carpark at the Beefeater in Nottingham and also associated with the usual Lincoln convoy plus at least one person coming from the North-East

If that is from over eating then her parents want locking up. She could become the new pin-up of this site

But Muslims don't eat bacon!!!

I think she meant div as in divvy - a stupid person:)

Standard horn, that should be on a 's car

Thanks for the link:) Loved the welcome message she wants us all to be bare with her