Bill Prawn

Lazy git

Jake, Go here explain what you want and how much you know and someone will help you. There's a lot less piss taking than on here as well;)

Tom Tom:)

As I've said STOP using your passport photo!!!!

Same as last year. Come into Donington and turn left, large hard standing area. I think there was a big 4x4 event in the exhibition centre last year but we are so far away from it that it won't bother us.

Shut up smilie boy;) Will you be north or south bound services:p If you're south we'll wave as we go past:D

The irony of the statement was lost a bit I think;) See you Sunday, just you or do you have a guest?

But is that left from northbound or left from southbound on the M1 or if coming up or down the A4304? Is the plane silver? 45 secs that 1.30 mins there and back, that's a litre of petrol:( Who's excited? I just don't want you getting lost. Darkrider WTF are you on about?

the one over the M1

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens? Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."?

Just to clarify. I will wait on the flyover at Junc 20 and watch the cars go by:)

A couple were watching a Discovery Channel Special about an African bush tribe, where men all had 12 inch penises. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penises and on the other end is a weight. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and he tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you've grown to 9 inches?" asked the wife. "No, not yet," he says ....... "but, it's turned black."

Wait for the flood gates to open on this one;)

Cumbria...that's in Scotland isn't it?

OI

Pete, Are you going us or going to Donington?

Not settling:( I've got to come to Newcastle soon, do I need a passport?

Yeah lots of money and it's snowing here:(

I knew you couldn't resist a meaningless thread:D

Whatever you want. Random thread that proves some people will read and post anywhere. Well done you are the first:p

There you go, Trev

Just for Trev;)

Remember the seventies original that was banned? If not there's a remake that looks as good:) Bring it on

Sad that I always support British sides in Europe

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