Bill Prawn

Sorry won't be able to do one next week

A group of second, third and fourth year infant schoolkids accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local horseracing track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up in this manner, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an infant school child. "I guess you must be in the fourth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. but thanks for the lift anyhow."

At your age more of a dribble!

Says a lot about your taste in things

What the relatives or the terrapins?

Tom with a real woman!!! Amazing, I hope all is good for you buddy

Ask Sonic

Never once pretended it was my friend, please read again before accusing.

Apology accepted. I thought it was amazing at first, but checked it for facts and found out the truth. Just thought it was a fun story to post.

What sort of 'things'? The mind boggles

There's always one. Now I remember why I stopped using this site and it wasn't because I sold my Supra.

A friend of my daughter's has three pet snakes. One of which - a python - she lets curl up and sleep with her at night. It recently stopped eating so she took it to the vet. The vet could find nothing wrong with the creature and asked if it was doing anything different. The girl said that it usually sleeps curled up on her bed but had just started to sleep stretched out next to her, but that was the only thing other than that it wasn't eating. At this the vet looked horrified and explained that the snake was starving itself and measuring the length of the girl in readiness to eat her! Needless to say the snake is now kept in a cage at night.

And never look at a mangina

A few more pics for those who asked.

Just like his owner

He loves crustaceans, so it's ok

Yeah of what mischief he can get up to next

He's a Bedlington Whippet cross (officially a Lurcher) called Charlie

Always up for a beer And thanks all for asking, I'm good and the blue oval badged car is awesome

Unlikely unless you live in Germany!

It's all good, off to spain next week:)

A lot to live up to

That's all you lot want me for

I'm not stopping, just a fleeting visit to see some old friends