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Bill Prawn

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  1. I have my forum skin set as light blue in my CP. So why do I sometimes get the baby shit yellow as the skin and not the blue? This is confusing I hate the yellow Anyone have any ideas. And no it happened before the new post update:p
  2. It's a whole course of emotions as you wait for it to come back. Excitement, worry, boredom, scary, the whole nine yards. Mine is due soon, but I may have to wait a bit longer as I will e away when it's finished. The expectation of what it will look like is incredible, I just hope that it's not an anti-climax (but reports say it's not).
  3. The tale of the Dragon Slayer Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them. One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for 'Nick the Dragon Slayer' to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him a 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without a pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for 4 hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of 'Nick the Dragon Slayer' would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned 'Nick the Dragon Slayer'. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of a 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
  4. I might turn up on the day, but it depends when and what else is going on. Actually the only day i would consider would be the 8th. Not much help really;)
  5. No ta, but thanks for the offer:)
  6. I won't have if I haven't got it will I?
  7. Contact Gaz at Envy because there are so many variables [email protected]
  8. Letch at the short skirts and white stilletoes and make catty comments on shell suits:sly:
  9. Whey aye lad found you a post
  10. No, but you have been voted in;)
  11. Spoke with Gaz today, car is close to being finished. He says it looks awesome, like a new car. Getting excited now:D
  12. Why do you want one of those?
  13. I know that's why you got the job:)
  14. He's out of the country on a Kofi Annan sposored fact finding mission. Maybe he could be Chairman of the Party.
  15. Hang on, even I might draw the line at pink;)
  16. I don't think we can condone hacking to death. As for bodykits, that would mean Dude would have a lot of jailmates;)
  17. No offence and other members are welcome:d Leader Jake (He knows everything ) Deputy Leader Alex (He thinks he does) Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer Mawby (I don't make a penny) Shadow Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Sonic Soop (Loves all races and creeds) Shadow Secretary of State for Environment and Rural Affairs CJ (as we all know about his rural affair) Shadow Secretary of State for Transport Slow Dog (No explanation needed) Shadow Secretary of State for Scotland Jamesmark (It's a great place, I would live there if I could) Shadow Secretary of State for Health Darkrider666 (First hand knowledge and perfect medical specimen) Shadow Secretary of State for Northern Ireland Flat 4 Ire (The perfect peace process) Secretary of State for Wales DS8 (He even admits to being Welsh!!!!) Shadow Secretary of State for Defence Jazz1 (always ready for a scrap) Shadow Secretary of State for Trade and Industry Lucifer (Such and eye for trade he's taking over the whole trader section, next the world) Shadow Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport Kopite (We'll get justice yet) Shadow Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury (Chief Whip) Suprastar 3000(He know plenty about whips ) Shadow Secretary of State for the Home Department Charlotte (Because she wants to be) Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury Supragal (She's blonde and all secretaries should be) Shadow Secretary of Food TBourner (Because he wants to plays and that's all he's good at) Shadow Secretary of State for Secret Service and Denial RedM (You know why) Shadow Secretary for Information Pete (How many files?) Shadow Secretary for Communication Gaz (Have you spoken with him on the phone?) Shadow Secretary for Fashion Edd t (He's from Essex you know!!!)
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