Bill Prawn

No kids, don't need a family car. But then any car would be good at the moment;)

Ban him, he doesn't have a Supra anymore!!!! Sack him as events mod. Don't let him on the SUPRA stand at JAE. Blah, blah, blah

Missed it It was on Thursday. 'May the fourth be with you!'

What? A small penis?

No it's not

A brave Knight decided to join the Holy Crusades. Deciding that his wife must wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I don't return within 4 years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." The husband leaves on horseback and about 20 minutes later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees it is his best friend in a panic. "What's wrong?" he asks. Breathlessly his friend replies, "You gave me the wrong key!"

Now is a tackle:)

Can't see him getting on the plane in this state!!!!!!

Nice Colgate effect on the second piccie:D

They look nice and shiny.

At least I'm not a potato!!!!!!

Some people did!!!!

How does the man that drives the snowplough get to work in the morning, if the roads are full of snow? Why was the NA invented? Why do red cars go pink? Why the f*** did I bother reading this thread?

Pics and colour please

Oh of course, cousin Edward.

I'm here but's who's this Ted geezer?

There was a box fish, and a fishy box. I added a Fish box as a natural progression. Evolution of the thread, Darwin would be proud:p

And I thought I was one of your favourites;)

Oh please do keep up. If you are going to post, read the thread

five Pages

A box for fish:blink: I don't know, some people:taped:

This is a fish box http://virtual.tart.co.nz/Mili/mili11.jpg

1) when i sit in the right hand seat in front of me is a big round thing! whats that for? Eating your dinner off. It's called a plate 2) There is 2 pedals at my feet what are they for? The one on the right is to help you lose money - the harder you press it the more you lose. The one on the left is useless if your vehicle is from Japan. 3) there is something strange with L 2 D N R P, i am clueless!!! This is a countdown conundrum to keep you amused on long journey's. Unfortunately the only person with the answer was Richard Whiteley 4) Do i turn with the 2 stalks behind that big round thing? These are added accessories for girls, they can be used to hang items such as handbags and mobile phones on 5) Is it true that cause my car has a "MANU" button that it has links with old trafford. This was designed for the gay driver, pressing this button gives you 'manu manu' or 'man on man' action 6) lol whats the red button for? This engages the flux capacitator Hope you enjoy many years of fun motoring, please post some pics and do you have any bread?

There's nothing wrong with a bit of decapod action;)