Bill Prawn

Not enough to pay you for the car;)

MotoGP, it's me job:) If you can call it work;)

Applegate? Do you have some sort of yeast deficiency?

I bought some snide trainers on the market. What you wanna buy sir? DVD's, watch, girls

Oh yeah, she has nothing aggressive about her, not like some of the modern day slapper singers that think it's sexy to be 'hard'

Anastasia a man!!!! Where have you been looking at women? That girl is nice, not something i'd go for but still nice.

Martin, Sell it and you fell all gloomy. Keep it and you'll certainly feel in the pink;)

It is absolutely pissing it down.

Me first My bread shot, well Prawn toast:p http://www.schwartz.co.uk/assets/SesamePrawnToastCAL95_GIF.gif

No, it's true she is a pig. http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/musik/pink/pink-10.jpg

The Jewish Captain and the Chinese First Mate It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why that?" The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese." The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That JAPANESE, not Chinese." And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike." Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew." The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same."

I bet the guy that found that did a search for chicks being treated rough;)

My dog died the other day. I have been too gutted to mention it and still am really:( It hurts even more because I wasn't there when it happened and won't be home for a few days. Words can't explain

Errrrr, not sure. I know I chat with pretty girls;)

I'll be there too, but Donington doesn't count as a holiday:p

Woo hoo

Spain Spain Qatar Turkey China France Italy Spain Holland Germany USA Czech Republic Malaysia Australia Japan Portugal Spain :p

Nothing to larf!!!! about the trurth is out there.

It was mine originally and until Mallets mallet the most viewed thread on here. But it's been pruned now. Still makes me laugh though:)

And he was taught Latin!!!!!!

Did you have to brush the cobwebs off that one?

I think it's a great name for Tom. It reminds me of gravy, thick and lumpy. So just like him then!!!!

My thoughts are with you Rosie. Just keep remembering the good times the two of you had.

Sod off Edwina Spittlebucket:p

So do I. I think it's ridiculous that people can't use their proper names:blink: