Bill Prawn

Oi, less of the carless.

Who made you rulesmaster?

Supplies Useful Power Right Away Toyota

Double Engined Cars Include Double Exhausts wink

Look on the bright side, at least you can say you went down on a Virgin;) Glad you're ok mate.

Possibly, if I've got my car back;) I might be on holiday but we'll see. Any idea what the route will be?

I might come up for this.

Truth is he's just an attention whore:p

Was going to remove mine when I had it sprayed but decided to keep it on. Glad I did now.

Try this They are pretty good and free. If you need any printing from a design I have a really good and very chaep contact. Let me know.

Don't tempt me;)

If it's a repost, tough sh*t:p In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Just read it again and laughed just as much:d

Best joke for weeks. Laughed properly out loud Top stuff

There seems to be some serious sexist bullshit going on on this site recently. Is it to do with the sap rising or something? As soon as a new girl comes on in bread shots, the girls on here never ask for bread shots from newbie guys. As for this thread both girls are nice in different ways and in today's world of media required perfection it hard to please everbody. Maybe a few who are slagging them off should look in the mirror. Beauty is only skin deep remember. what one man finds attractive may well repulse someone else. Anyway rant over and can I vote for both?

Jamie, So sorry to hear your news. Give yourself time to grieve and don't loose sight of the good times with your Dad, try not to dwell on the last five days. My sincere condolences to you and your family. You say that your business is suffering, well if there is anything that I or I am sure that other members can do to help then we will.

Would've done but others have spoilt our fun

Ta:p How sad? Do you want a go now?

At 5.06 on 14-5-2006, I WAS the only one!!!

Women and tattoo's, wrong on so many levels.

Oh sh*t flattypuss is here Only kidding mate;)

News to me Never have the time

No, now go away and stop stalking me;)

Pervert!!! Wait till Charlotte sees you asking for girl pics. The one today was a 'guest' from a sponsor.

Today's girl