Bill Prawn

Pics on Thurs will show. Sprayed and things;)

Got something for you;)

The countdown has begun. The Soop returns on Thursday. Don't know what it looks like, but a trusted member says it's awesome. Woo hoo:d

His day will come Panic about the date in some places that it will be the end of the world. Get a grip:blink: So women who are due to give birth on or around that date are believing that they will give birth to the anti-christ, well unless they were given rohypnol and then inseminated by a goat it's pretty unlikely. Ah well got to go there's a group of carrion in the garden;)

Can he go any further? It must be a pink gin though;)

What's that for? To feed you;)

That's a bit cheeky;)

Not looking too good though:search:

I've always fancied Whitby, never been.

Sydney;)

It is;)

France's equivalent of Lidl;)

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Fame at last. But then again I always thought you were cheap;)

The Opera House or the bridge;) Is that of any help?

The Smiths = Awesome James Blunt = pass the knives

ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2006 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Cheers Mav. Ohhhh just like Top Gun, I've always wanted to say that.

I ate a daffodil bulb that I thought was an onion. I had to be rushed to hospital with poisoning. The Doctor has said not to worry I should be out by spring.

St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day when up walks a group of forty Scousers all wanting to get into heaven. St. Peter tells them that there isn't enough room for them all, and asks them to wait while he goes off to ask God to tell him which ones he should let in. "Pick the ten most righteous. They shall enter Heaven," says God. Ten minutes later Peter comes running back to God, out of breath. "They're gone!" he exclaims. "What, all forty?" says God. "Not the Scousers," says Peter, "The bloody gates...!"

It has transpired that she refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement and now lawyers says that she doesn't have a leg to stand on!!

Works fine in France:p

Just nip to: Asda, Tesco, Waitrose, Sainsbury, Lidl, Aldi or Kwik-Save to claim your free barbeque. I especially think the higher lever grill is great for keeping things warm.

Flat will like them;)