Bill Prawn

Snob;)

I know, sometimes I wished I worked in a factory or a garden centre;)

Don't stay in the sun to long. Don't eat the local ice cream Don't drink water from the tap or have ice in drinks Do keep well hydrated Do go snorkelling Do spend as much time as you can in the Cairo museum, get ther very early and pre-buy your tickets. DO go inside the great pyramid (it's an amazing experience) and take a drink with you as it is very hot and a long way, also some very tight corridors so if slightly claustrophobic don't go Do use insect repellent esp in the evening Do enjoy yourself Hope that helps:D

I'm at some race or another in Catalunya:)

I've heard some weirdos drink it

Lick My Fucking Arse Off Now you do have issues

Only if you smoke it in the bottle;)

Dont think so, but he could be this one

See what you've done Wayne? You might be getting a bit of pink now

Hell of a

Wayne, I think you've had too many with posts like that

Wow, that's a good trick. Must be helluva tongue:p

That was soooo funny:d I did actually laugh out loud:)

Same here, and I am in the paddock on my own in Barcelona

Squiffy? Will your typing be the same?

To have more? Woo hoo you must be a great boss

Wow, what a lady;)

The issue is WHY did you only buy eight?

How to Tell The Time, with a Donkey... A man and his wife are on holiday in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it is, and looking down at his wrist the man realizes he has left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an English speaking local, the couple finally find an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey. "Excuse me," the husband says, "Could you tell us the time?" "Absolutely", replies the elderly man, and reaches down and grabs the donkey's balls. "It is 3:00," says the peasant. "Thank you," replies the wife in a surprised voice. After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat, the couple return to the old man for the time. Again the elderly man grabs the donkey by the balls and says: "It is now 4:45". "That's amazing," says the husband. "How can you can tell the time like that?" "Sit here where I am," says the peasant. "Now, do you see the donkey's balls?" "Of course," the man replies. "Now reach down and take them into your hand." Hesitantly, the husband does as he is instructed. "Now, slowly lift them," he continues. Again the husband does as instructed. "Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two front legs." The husband does as he's told. "Now," the old man says, "Can you see the clock on the wall of that building over there?"

That just shows the tightness of the Scottish landlords, they knew that they wouldn't have to give anything away.

Wales, Northern Ireland and even Ireland yes. Scotland never:p

Oh you can. A room full of Italians, Germans an Irishman and a Belgian all cheering for T & T. It was great, we now also have two americans who are English for a month.

Nice party here in Spain;)

Speaking from experience?

Yeah, look on chav scum and you will see she is just the type of girl who appeals on there.