Bill Prawn

Little girl, mole, lettuce and the bride all made me laugh out loud :D :D Great stuff, I am in your shadow today

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

Amongst the other amazing thing that happened in the States. I was allowed to drive an 8ltr Viper. 575 bhp 600lbs of torque. Popped and crackled like you wouldn't believe and turned so many heads it was amazing. But do you know what........? I prefer my Supra;)

That's the one:)

Just left the poolside 24 degrees at 1.40am mmmmmmm I hate my life

Hehehe, not that glamourous. The other side is that I drove 300 miles through the night yesterday and slept in the car for a 7am flight and now sitting in Heathrow for 4 hrs. But hey who cares, Cali here I come....

Just about ready to board the plane. LA first. Out as guest as Red Bull tonight. Film Premier at Paramount Studios tomorrow. Staying in the Roosevelt Hotel. Going to Clint Eastwoods restaurant. Plus a MotoGP. What a job i've got;) Oh yeah and my hire car is a Mustang.........come on:p

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. Left testicle, 3 lb. Right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him too, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?” In a very weak voice, the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?” The big guy says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb left testicle, 3lb right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.” The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around.”

Well done 100 replies of crap

Belly button fluff

Ploppy

Have fun all, I will be in the U S of A as Tom says. Come along Charlotte, plenty of Prawns in California, the real hunky West Coast Pacific variety.

Grassy knees

And your point is? This is for dirt and smut and if you cant add anything as such then please keep out.

oi

widdle

You say s**t, I say poo

soil

Mud

Ooooeeerrrr

Nothing she's dead:(

Errrrr

If were now on about bad spelling and grandma then there are many other replys in this thread that has them. Michael try not to miss the point

Maybe some moderators are not keeping a close enough eye on things then:rolleyes:

Yeah and I will counter sue you for crimes aginst chimps. So nar nar na nar nar:p