Bill Prawn

Have you got nothing better to do?

Now, now, no nasty comments on this thread. You behave or I'll resurrect the boot thread

No mention of nicking on this thread, it's all about LUUURRVE

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car gets stuck in heavy snow. There's no point trying to go any further now, we should wait until the morning before moving on and stop in the nearest B&B tonight, but unfortunately on entering they find it only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right," says the priest. "Get your own blankets!"

So long as it goes off topic with nice things then that's ok. If you want to talk about daisy chains and frollicking in the summer sun then feel free

Who's N?

As it says. Let's try and have a positive thread with lots of nice things said about each other. And here's a Care Bear for you all for starters...

We live near the Weetabix factory and it smells awful when being cooked. I used to have some friends that worked there and the stories they had to tell about what went into the mix was well...interesting!!!

Where?

Is anyone out there using this application? If so reviews please

Betamax for the North only!!!

Good cheers mate. Funny how everyone is mentioning Charlie, but not a word abourt the car

He felt so sorry for himself for a couple of days, but he's all ok now

Me too!!!

Here you go http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=170305

Just for Mike, and anyone else that might ne interested. New car has been here for anout six months. Puppy is now one year old and doing great. Does tons of tricks and gets up to no end of mischief (as the cast shows!). that's the dog not the car!!!

The puppy pics are here http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=139583 but he's grown a bit now. As for the car, well I might put up a post, but not sure that I won't get stoned off here

Yes I've been busy working, bringing up the puppy and playing with my new car

Thanks! I hope that this is purely a reverse compliment, such as when the hip young kids of today say something is bad they mean it is in fact good!

Hello, just wanted to say hi to all. It's been a long time And here are just a couple of Friday jokes to make up for the missed ones!!! A little old woman who went to the chemist's and asked whether this Viagra stuff she'd heard about was any good. The chemist said it was very good, in fact he used it himself. 'Can you get it over the counter?' she asked. 'Only if I take six,' he said." A guy phones the local hospital and yells: "You've got to send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says: "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He replies: "No! This is her husband!"

Thanks one and all. Nice to get greetings even though I wasn't about and haven't been much lately anyway.

I had forgotten about him. He had a mega tuned car and drove like my Nan!!! I hope you are well and good to see you are still flying the Japanese flag

Yes

Ahhh this has brightened up my day. I was there when Ed had that blinding light moment, the lightbulb of salvation, as a hand reached insde his car and flicked the little button. It was priceless entretainment at a cold, damp and windy Donington Park. Thanks ED you are a legend.

Ahh yes that reminds me yet again why I don't come on here much