Bill Prawn

Do I look bovvered?

and eggs

You can't resist can you?

Just wondered how many would look

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No it's dirt with you, you soap dodger;)

I think he's saying how stupid it all is really. The bias towards 'brown' skinned people, that they are all terrorists and yet we let B and B get on with their own terror war.

VERSE 1 What can I do I got the post 9-11 blues On the telly nuthin but the post 911 news War, iraq, suicide bombs Stop hogging the limelight and make some room for my songs!! Anyway its all re runs - We need a new war Bush! Go get Iran, I heard theyre talking bout your mum! Change the channel, watch some telly for kids, but whats this?? Hi kids welcome to fun fun fun fundamentalists [kids show theme style] In the breaks, Nikes advertising bomb-proof-kicks They even showing Bin Ladens cave on Cribs!! So I picked up a respectable post 911 magazine It told me bout the new post 911 categories - Isreali fighters are soldiers, Irish are paramilitary - And darkie ones are terrorsists - how simple can it be? But not me my friends say riz is still one of us But if I havent shaved - they wont sit with me on the bus CHORUS Everybody do the post 9-11 dance Look scared and shake ya ass while the bombs go blast Everybody shake your post 911 thong So the dossier was wrong Jack some oil drop a bomb Sing a song sing a long bush and blair in a tree K-I-L-L-I-N-G- Shave your beard if your brown and you best salute the crown Or theyll do you like Brazillians and shoot your ass down VERSE 2 Post 9/11 getting around can be expensive Cost ya 12 dead Iraqis for a litre of unleaded And even Green Cross Codes all changed They just teach kids to duck around low flying planes And on the tube if you see a dude with a rucksack, And a beard, move carriages mate - fuck that! They cancelled xmas cos of santa clauses beard and his magic Red sac got confiscated as a suspect package No need for Halloween 911s more scary Osama Bin Goblin eats kids and hes hairy Hear a knockin on the door at early dawn in the dark? Its MI6 theyll trick or treat you to a week in belmarsh Forget Guy fawkes hes lame Gun powder plots dont really compare to planes So no bonfire Halloween or christmas, theyre done Well do it all on one day merry 911 CHORUS Everybody do the post 9-11 dance Look scared and shake ya ass while the bombs go blast Everybody shake your post 911 thong So the dossier was wrong Steal some oil drop a bomb Sing a song sing a long bush and blair in a tree K-I-L-L-I-N-G Shave your beard if your brown and you best salute the crown Or theyll do you like Brazillians and shoot your ass down VERSE 3 Post 911 policy might seem harsh But its the terrorists fault we got id cards And a congestion charge That theyre extending far And electronic tags on the chav childrens arms Course we need belmarsh and fuck 28 days We should put the whole of Oldham in its own fuckin cage Move Hounslow underground so nothing could go wrong Lutons already moving, Bradfords already gone Were all suspects so literally, be watching your back I farted and got arrested for a chemical attack Dropped some litter on the street and I caused a bombscare But told police my name was John, they thought they caught the wrong brae But its ok Post 9/11 I been getting paid Playing terrorists on telly getting songs made but will it get airplay geeza well, if bbc dont want it Ill send it to al jazeera

I like that, but if it had been recorded by a white guy can you imagine the uproar? The Iraqi line about fuel is very good.

Awesome place, best beach holiday I've ever had:D Shirley Heights Sunday evening DO NOT MISS IT Where are you going to?

Or topping up. Get someone to top up fluid as you turn steering from lock to lock. It should disappear, mine did:D

Each to their own. Personally I think white wheels are the biggest no-no ever;)

I see another one with a really small signature has now arrived:rolleyes:

I am not being sarcastic, but that is the funniest post you have ever done

Yeah, now that really makes sense.......not:tongue:

Unlike some of the people in it:rolleyes:

I know he's a nasty man who has to bully little boys to make himself feel big. You are his little boy for today;)

Now now Eddy boy behave. You don't need to stoop to his low standards. Just because you can't copy and paste and spell check it's not his fault:p

Why is Morse a builder now or does he dig trenches?

No he's not he's Morse's sidekick:tongue:

Failed because I got bored. Is that Edd or Ed?

It's under that and all your details. Don't you have them?

The one under your name on the left at the bottom

I don't think that works deeeary Now get off this thread and go play elsewhere:p

So do you, what's VEERY? Is it what your car does on flat tyres? It was a bit veery to the left;)