Bill Prawn

You are so picky Charles

Errr they be nicknames me dear. Like Char or Lottie

Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"Someone should go and tell his wife." Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a crate of beer. Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?" "Chook's missus gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow." She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a crate?"

Alcohol Always well recieved;)

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech,and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."

Do you want it then?

Up to yet Charlotte will get the job;)

I have done this for some while now and I believe it's time to pass it on someone else. You will carry the responsibility of making members of the forum smile, giggle, groan and complain in equal measures. Face the wrath of the re-post police if someone told the same joke in 1973 and get moaned at if you forget. So please anybody that wants to take it on post up here and then we will have a poll in a completely democratic way to see who gets the position:)

It was a bit early for most of you

It's 9am here in Australia;)

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

Gauging interest, but it seems it will have to go. Many pictures in my garage (see below) Recent respray, blended skirts and spats, re-upholstered in leather, polished bay, Ray's Volks wheels, big Brembo brakes, NUR spec exhaust etc etc. It's a lovely looking car and well worth buying. Runs fantastic and never misses a beat. If interested please pm me for more details. Think somewhere in the region of £9495

All I can say on the say is I'm in Malaysia at the moment

Sod off Pink boy

For those out there ready to moan. A. It is Friday where I am B. I don't care how bad it is it made me laugh C. A choreographer got 20 rabbits and placed them in a row. He then directed them to move back several steps in unison. “Spectacular!” he exclaimed. “A receeding hare-line!”

At Sky in Livingston. Who was it?

Mine's hardly a proper job Know all abouththe weather, went last year. Thanks but I travel light:p

No holiday mate, it's work, well if you can call it that

Can't guarantee

It'll be hard Going on a VIP visit to the Petronas towers on Thursday, should be a fun day.

Go away today (Monday) for three weeks. Nowhere very exciting just Malaysia, Australia and Japan

Anybody know of any LHD Supras for sale in the UK? If so links please

Shortly after this bloke married, he was invited out for a night out with the boys. He told the wife that he would be home by midnight... Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he went home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realised she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times. He was really proud of himself for having the presence of mind, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the wife asked him what time he got in. He told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one! He thought. Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked why, she said, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling."

Why not? Horse in Spain and France