Bill Prawn

Did mine with some sticky back plastic, a tin of pledge, an old washing up liquid bottle and some help from an adult

Goes really quiet for a month then it explodes again. Not sure what's happening with 2007 yet.

Pervert:p

I used to post here a lot, then I stopped. Don't know why!! But I might be back on a bit more now that the season has ended. (Boo hiss I hear you call ) Still hello all

So she's gone then?

You and me both

Car passed its MOT today no worries. The guy who did the test was very complimentary of the car, how it looked and that the engine was running realy well So all good. Oh yeah and still no cats;)

Is not here!!!

Errrr, I quite like it

Have a look

part 2 Decided it can go:(

If it's as big as your sig, gawd help them:p

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had only ordered one meal and one drink, plus an extra empty cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half. Then he poured half the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat his half, as his wife sat watching patiently with her hands folded in her lap. The young man, feeling sorrow for the couple, asked if he could buy another meal for them so that they wouldn't have to share. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married more than 50 years and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat her half of the hamburger. She answered in a muffled voice, "It's his turn with the teeth."

He was on a scooter that he bought the day before to commute on, and he hit a DHL van head on. Not sure how it all happened but we think the van might have been on the wrong side of the road on a blind bend.

Not sure my mind was really on the spelling and that's also why it was late.

My nephew was killed in a road accident yesterday. He was 28 and left a six-month old daughter. It has so many similarities between the death of his own father when he was a baby, lots of bad memories came flooding back.

A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Embarassed and to protect her young son's innocense the Mother says "that was a big insect" To which the boy replies "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock like that!"

Bought, collected, fitted and working. Ta me duck

J Spec rear calipers, discs and pads wanted. Anybody got any?

John took his missus Sheila to the local animal show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." Sheila playfully nudged John in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." Sheila gave John a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." Sheila, so excited that her elbow nearly broke John's ribs, said, That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one." John looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

Sarah wants an all over suntan but is not quite sure how to go about it so she says to her husband Simon; "you reckon I should go sunbathing in the nuddy in the backyard?" "Yeah, no problem," says Simon, "go fot it." "But what if the neighbours see me naked, what will they think?" Asks Sarah Simon; "that I married you for your money"

Really!!!! You could ask Mike But then there's always the Mexican one

Only had one taker and that was Charlotte. Would you want her to do it?

You could be, amongst others

DILLIGAF