Bill Prawn

He posed for this picture last Christmas. Sadly he passed away this year and won't be here to open pressies with us this Christmas It would also have been his 18th birthday on the 25th. So this is my way of having him about over the Christmas period.

I hope he's not planning on getting it out. With all this snow it'll freeze!!!

Did it snow in Jerusalem then?

Not another one from Northamptonshire:rolleyes:

Homo-sapien?

LOL:d

How many threads can there be on such an insignificant thing?

All the Mister's?

You buy them ALL a present!!!

Couldn't agree more;)

Bit off topic but the same sort of thing Different meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention, and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear, they are both Daddy Longlegs." The little girl looked a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then raised her foot and stomped them flat. Then she said, "We're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."

Would have been funny if there was a T in there. Now go away and play with your dollies:p

Prius (That'll do as this week's joke)

http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/CARS_large_image_popup.asp?id=200646258096505&channel=CARS&adcategory=CARS&largeId=417612564 Looking at getting this, anyone here ever owned one? What are they really like to live with?

The dust that you swept off that one got in the way of the punchline:p

On Sunday night, nice kit with stickers on the door. Driven by a nice young lady. Sounded good too.

As I have said before I don't give a F**K if it's a repost, we aren't all able to read every post so who gives a shit if it is really. Some people won't have read it.

A little girl asks her Dad: "Where does poo come from?" The Father is a bit embarrassed by such a question but replies anyway saying: "Well you know when you had breakfast?" "Yes" says the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good bits, and whatever is left comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet. That is called poo." Explains the Dad. The daughter looks at him horrified and in complete shock asks: "And what about Tigger?"

I did it's in Northamptonshire now

Just to please James;) Anytime before the 12th Dec. And a bit further south than Leeds, if there is anyone. I like how this site is becoming so helpful to its fellow members.

Still needed if anyone is going, cheers

Sent you am e-mail via this site and you never responded. The offer was perfect as what I had was near Rotherham. It's down south now. Thought you didn't want to know when you found out what it was