Bill Prawn
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I hear there is now a copy cat killer about, but he's dyslexic and is killing substitutes
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The murderer kills the women by strangulation and it's happening in Suffolk. So does that make them a Suffolkator?
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I just bought my wife her Christmas persent, Red mini dress, black stockings, high heels and a one way ticket to Ipswich
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Me too, nearly every day
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Is it an auto?
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Might do it next week
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Sorry but I've already done the Friday joke, and it's in my contract that it's one funny a week.
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You don't know the rabbit joke?
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He's a conservationist
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Yep
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What a dozy twat, should have been drowned at birth
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He went toi his colleague to get deatils as to who car was registered. He then asked me if I spelt my name with a ph or a v. I said neither, to which his eyes lit up thinking it wasn't registered. I told my name and he scuttled back to car with the info all excited only to find out his partner had made a cock-up. Then he had the audacity to ask me what the car was (it's de-badged).
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Ingredients for Washing-up liquid Sodium Laureth Sulfate Sodium Chloride Coconut Diethanolamide Trideceth - 5 C10-16 Alkylamine oxide Sodium Citrate Parfum (Limonene) Cocamidopropyl betaine Glycerol Chloromethylisothiazolinone / Methylisothiazolinone Colorant Hope that clears (or cleans) everything up.
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Not sure if you meant that to be funny but it made me laugh:D
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Seems like you have been
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Who's head was it on?
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or your wounds
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It used to contain salt, not sure if it still does
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Then again that's maybe too much of a good thing to offer
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Ban me and I'll never come back
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Think all five British teams have a good chance
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Hehehehe
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[quote=penguin;1168054most middle eastern countries/south asian countries rarely have goods at fixed prices I hate the haggling that you have to do at some of these places, at the end of the day it's for about 3p. I usually just give in and give them the bit extra.
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OH YES I WILL
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Time of the month? She has one day where she's funny
