Gerry

Phew... am now ------------------------------------------------- Scotty: Please have a little cooth, we are hardly at the K I S S I N G stage yet, let alone fin anything else ------------------------------------------------- TJP, you have a PM (well 27 to be exact) G

Oh.... I’m intrigued can I guess: A book of Indian love poetry - with pictures. As above - The DVD. The motorcyclists guide to cornering without pain. Flirting for beginners. The joy of sex (I’ve got a beard too). A dictionary, to elp me with me spellin. The pop-up book of impotence. The Bible - you’re going to “save me” ! Drivel beyond bounds - by Gerry Simpson. Am I hot ?????? G xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Poems as well G x

Peek away (on here) or publish and be damned I say ... but I'm not mentioning the other forums I'm on John !

In that case, when I refer to her “bum” I was obviously talking about her little Scotts Terrier called “Bum” and how he likes to be kissed. What a sloppy little doggy - phew

I was chatting to a member on another forum yesterday and they made a little remark that made us both stop and think ! We had been PMing each other for a while and it occurred to us that our PM's may make "entertaining" reading to others ! And this isn't mkivsupra.net (nothing to hide on here) but another forum on the same operator system. So... do mods / super-mods etc usually have access to what is written in PM's, I assume not, but would be interested to know Yours John Brown

Ouch hurtful I was wondering if it was a couple of years ago rather than one ! Think you are right, but I only remember a warm, funny, flirty poem to you and can't remember why the thread was removed. I'd be very embarrassed if it was a cause of embarrassment to you (even though it was two years ago). If so, I apologise. The only good thing is that I'll probably forget I'm embarrassed again when I get up in the morning Cheers err Gary x

That's the spot, you can almost see my skidmarks

Bet I know what colour it is G xxxxx

Well, last year I sent you my bestest Valentine poem Charlotte and what did you do - have it deleted You had your chance G xxx

This will make you laugh... I've just written a long, mildly amusing / flirty reply to your PM. Half way thought it I couldn't remember how to spell believe (couldn't remember if it was e before i on this one) so popped the word "believe" on the bottom of a huge proposal for about £12K I was doing for the the Army (that's a big one for us) in order to spell-check it. Hit the send button on my PM - nothing it failed to go through, hit re-try, nothing. Swore a bit and closed it. Saw a blank page with just "believe" on it (didn't notice it was page seven) and closed it ! Just wiped out the last two and a half hours work in an instant :(all I needed to finish it was to check the post code). Going to have a small weep now and start again tomorrow I'll also see if I can remember my PM Flirting (whilst it's fun) and work don't mix apparently. Yours with RSI Gerry xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Many thanks Stevie 'Cupid' b Will post a pic of my pride & joy when I have a mo (will also get one of the bike) G

Anybody else going from Bristol / West (apart from Jaymdee) and fancy a blat up the A303 / M3 ? Jaymdee (Jon) fancy meeting up mate ? Cheers G

I was closer in my description than I knew then G

She said that she would give me it after you gave me yours Best do it in a PM as you don't want a bunch of pervy old guys calling you up (except me) Bet you'd like my bike, it's almost blonde G x

Impressive - if I could do that I'd work in a circus

You made it to the end then On the other hand the young lady in question would have had a great story to tell in the pub (or more likely, Wine Bar)

I've had my bike (Suzuki SV650S) usual Sports type bike thing in bright yellow, for about a year now and am still getting used to getting it right ! Let me set the scene OK. There was I this afternoon blatting down to Swanage, I'd got past the cameras near Blandford and on the back roads cutting through to Wareham. All’s well with the world and I’m practicing going round the bends a bit faster with each (as you do) The birds were singing, the sky was blue and I was feeling as perky as a perky person can OK, so I maybe was full of the joys of spring and not exactly thinking 100% about my fast approaching bends, but I got round them OKish (as you do) I sped round the left fork off the A31, past the World End pub towards Morden, round the tighter left hander a few hundred yards down the road looking (I thought) a little like a sun drenched yellow Rossi, I’m sure the cows were mooing their admiration as this yellow blur rocketed past them. A nice half mile straight next (and no cars to get in the way) and the VTwin was singing like a Banchee (not sure what a Banchee is but I’m sure I’ve heard the expression and assume their singing must be loud and nice engine like in a VTwinny sort of way) anyway I digress. This next right hander is tight and has a small lane coming off it that you could use as an escape road if you over cooked it - and no, I didn’t need to OK, ! Approached the bend possibly a little to rapidly what with the sun and the birds etc etc and next thing I see was a little Golfy type car approach my road from the lane the other side of the bend and stop. Now that all sounds OK (well apart from the speed issue thingy) so I hit the brakes hard and said a few words of prayer to the God of Braking, not sure which one he / she is but threw in a few swear words as well just to be safe. All was OK... Looked at my (well yellow Rossi’s) line, and then spotted HER - the “Woman Driver” I need to describe her really. She was mid twenties, fair long hair tied back with a sort of headband thing on and sunglasses perched on the head in a “top totty” way. Then she did it - she smiled a beautiful smile at me (thank God for dark visors I say) and her whole face lit up looking like a film star. I did the gentlemanly thing and gave her my best macho nod and then looked at the bend ! In this half second or so of beautiful blondness the bend had moved right in front of me and my “line” had disintegrated into sort of a “curvy sway”. I looked where I was heading, not where I wanted to go (as you do) and it was a big bank of gravel and a grassy bank. Oh poo I thought (and nearly did) and I braced myself for some impromptu off roading although only about six inches off or so you understand, even Rossi has done this, I’ve seen him. Then followed a sort of amusing wobble for about the next thirty yards as I realised that if I just turned right back onto the road I may make my situation worse To make it more worse, Miss “Daddy bought me my nice little car and I know I’m gorgeous” followed me up the road, no doubt a little less impressed at my yellow devil-beast of a sports bike and my riding skills So, be warned fellow gentlemen riders “Women Drivers are dangerous” and I recommend any parents of attractive young ladies to only let them out at night or warn them not to smile at “gentlemen of a certain age” as they would be fully responsible (except in a court of law) if said gentlemen came to grief on the road. Ignore this at your peril ! Gerry

Good luck all, I took my DAS last year just before the tests changed (got harder) ? and am absolutely loving my biking. It's a bit like driving a supra on a road as wide a motorway, every bend / corner you can line up and ride through, it's brilliant. Joined a local biker club which holds ride-outs most weekends somewhere, been to France & wales in the last month. Surprised how many women bikers you get as well, makes a change to this male only (almost) forum. Got a (sensible) Suzuki SV650S which is about as quick as my BPU Supe up to 120/30 - then that's it. Just starting to look at something bigger / quicker but realy like the sound & grunt of a V Twin. Have fun, be careful. One of our newer girls members came off yesterday and was very lucky she didn't hit the tree her (wrecked) bike did !

Be great to see you there... We will leave a parking space for you out back, just behind the bins. Remember to keep your windows closed cos of the flies And best remove your wipers and arial cos of the thieves. And don't walk to close to the nice Supra's please. No photography without permission Have a nice day G

Sorry Lui, Was planning to do this but it clashes with Goodwood Festival of Speed which I've booked for. Wonder why the numbers are so low ? Hope you have a good one anyway mate. Cheers Gerry

Just have a look at who's going and let me know where else in the world you would get such a mix of greats from the past & present: Drivers & the cars they are driving: http://www.goodwood.co.uk/downloads/fos/2010-fos-whos-driving-what-junexls.pdf That's not including the celebs that you see there if you are into that. On a sunny day, Goodwood FOS and Revival meets are by far the best place to be anywhere in the world, and for less than a tank of fuel ! Going Sunday - really looking forward to it.

Hope you have (had) a good one mate. Have you still got the Thundercat ? get out much on it ? Cheers G

Me neither - sorry hun xx Weekend with the bike club in North Wales. Re July meet, just to let you know the "new improved" Fairmile meet is on the 17th (date change in July) and Jon, me and Andy will no doubt be there -you both ought to come too http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=220609&highlight=fairmile Cheers Ged