LMAO! This thread has made my day.
A few weeks ago, whilst visiting my local harvester (yea i know,.. harvester is pretty snazzy but it was a special occasion, so thought i'd push the boat out) i had to pay a visit to the urinal. Just as I grabbed hold of my hose and unraveled it, a small boy entered the room and came up beside me, obviously oblivious to the unwritten one empty space beside every person rule that James referred to, he started to sprinkle. What upset me, apart from the personal space issue was the fact he was blatantly staring hard at Superstar Jr. Without shame or embarrassment he just watched me and my winky the whole time. Pretty much imminently the pressure dropped off from a steady healthy gush to a miniature drip and finally stopped, with a full blander left to run.
Returning to my table i told the g/f i'd just been intimidated by a 6yr old and couldn't go so we must leave NOW as i wanted to finish off at home.
Is it only a male problem or do females get stage fright too?