After cleaning the car today, I must of closely resembled a drowned rat with a soaked t-shirt, dirty jeans, twigs in hair and a very odd smell (I blamed the cat at first). So imagine the horror when the Granddaughter of the little old lady next door turned out to be a 19yr old goddess with large perk breasts, a arse to die for and a nice firm body.
Trying to make best my appearance I grab a bucket of water in a vain attempt to clean myself and style my hair. Splashing some water over my face, then went to work with the grooming before she noticed me.
Didn't work. Cheeky smile and a wink had no effect.
Wasn't until I looked at myself in the mirror did I realise i had dirty marks all over my face and looked like I had just completed the Royal marines assault course with my hands tied behind my back, face down.
I had used the water in the dirty bucket, not the clean water,... DOH!
Not a good look.