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think you hit a raw nerve yea, still a bit tender to be honest

Bloody hell. Someone, please give me a gun!

Well, shes lost the chance to blow my trumpet. or is it flute

I have moved on mate. But it bothers me she had more too her,.... if you get what I mean. Besides, I care for all my lovers. Past and present. xx

Lol

Up yours

Its me Charlotte We've met before at JAE. remember,... macho is not a big problem with me .

:rlol: btw: Who's winning at fart-ball today Ellis?

dead serious my little fishy bird friend.

She said she had written the poem(s) a few years BEFORE we met. So why the personality change?

YES I WOULD. One that comes with an instruction manual would be a start.

Was talking to an old girlfriend today when she tells me she's had some poetry printed in a book, and then goes on to show me the article. Now this is completely out of character for her as she's not the type to show 'emotion' publicly, have an artistic flare or be creativity. Now I know that sounds spiteful and arrogant but with me she was always self opinionated and only ever talked about herself which is why we ultimately spit-up. I would normally find someone with artistic qualities attractive as to me it shows a deeper meaning and interesting personality, so I am confused as to why I didnt pick up these abilities. Its really knocked me for six as it asks the question, what else don't I know about her. Not that it matters as she's past history. Another thing that doesn't ring true is the poem subject matter, being WWI. The poem itself is really emotional and thought provoking. Well written, accurate and to be honest I was mightily impressed. Again, to my knowledge she has no enthusiasm in history of the world wars,... so where did the poem and inspiration to be written come from? Very confused. Why are women so hard to understand.

Just sent you one in the post.

That is really nice A little out of my budget i'd guess

http://www.gamevial.com/russiasarmy.htm

:rlol:

Its an old one, but it always makes me laugh when I hear,.. "Just dropping the kids off at the pool"

come on, give us a clue Engine, body, interior?

I love catching farts in my hands and realising them into peoples faces. Last week I managed to launch one down a 36" cardboard tube. I then used the tube like a giant blowpipe skillfully aiming it into a colleagues face with surprising accuracy

What else are you doing mate?

Sorry for the Hijack. consider it free bump reminds me of a similar story. Me and a mate went to 'goodwood, festival of speed' a few years ago. On the way back down from the hill we managed to ride on the back of a tractor and trailer. I was flerting with this absolute honey in a gorgeous dress and straw hat. Everything was going really well and we started talking. All the time this was going on the tractor ride was shaking my cola can to critical mass. Just the I decided to wet my whistle with a cold drink. Yep,.. the can exploded covering me, the farmer and beautiful woman in coke. My mate was laughing all day.

That would of been so funny to watch. Before cleaning the car I think you should buy another bottle and recreate the moment, but this time film it so we can enjoy it.