Da Da DA DA DEE DEE Da,.. da Dee dee dee
(etc.. etc..)
[cuts to slow pan shot of Eds bedroom]
Ed: *Yawn* Gosh, that was a good nights sleep.
Humm,... WTF is this white creamy liquid all over the sheets???
Smells and feels like,.....
[dramatic pause]
......... t-cut rubbing compound.
What the hell happened last night. I can't remember anything. OUCH!!!!
And,..WTF is that between my arse cheeks. OMG NO!!!!!!!!!
[meanwhile, back at the Arches]
Phil: Havent you finished that oil change Dave?
Dave: Feek off Phil, I had a rough night last night. Give me a break.