Max Headroom
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What's everyone getting their other half for xmas?
Max Headroom replied to Matt H's topic in Off Topic
Its like a vibrator for blokes, it looks like a flashlight but you stick John Thomas in there and switch it on, as its NWS I suggest you google it Charlotte. Before you ask no I dont have one, just seen it in some gentlemans mags I use to read -
Ride To 278.6 MPH With The World's Fastest Streetbike
Max Headroom replied to Nic's topic in Off Topic
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God if yours is old, mine must be ancient. I've had it since 2002
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If they hit you first and you are defending yourself with reasonable force then you have nothing to worry about.
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Sorry but have I missed something, are you expecting someone else to get up and slap down these two little girls. Or were there no men on the bus. You are not a fool for defending yourself, you are a fool for not. Very often you find that once they get a slapping down they will PTFD
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Why didn't you have a go! What has happened to respect, stand up and give them a dressing down on the bus in front of everyone and if they get up and hit you well hit them back HARD, its only self defence.
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And considerably faster than a TT, because they always break down and spend lots of time in the garage while NA owners are out enjoying their cars
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WOW travelling at 4.93mph as we speak
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Karma is a wonderful thing
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yawn!
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The ride may be a bit harsh too
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Not good, I work with children with emotional and behavioural problems, we keep them safe, night before last one of the staff members got kicked in the nads. Had to go to A&E. Kids think its normal to kick anyone who says no to them in the gentleman vegetables
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I quite liked watching Predators
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Easy one to do
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I like it, nice paint job too
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Change all the fluids, won't make the car go faster but will improve the driving experience.
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Nope TTs are funny because by the time the turbos have spooled up the NA boys are away, and the TT boys spend more time in the garage being fixed while the NA boys are enjoying driving their cars.
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Anyway getting back to respect for the dead, those idiots had none, simple as! If I were standing next to them I would have ripped their heads off, not because they were muslim but because they had no respect. Once again it is the vocal minority who grab the headlines while every other law abiding citizen joins in and remembers the sacrafices our fathers and grandfathers made. It is not just these idiots, we have our own christian fundamentalists who are just as bad, and they need a slap too!!
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Another one, Morrisons are selling their 400g bars of dairy milk chocolate for £2, a bargain when their 230g bars cost £1.93.
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I came across this offer in the December 2010 issue of "Real Homes". Now bear with me The issue costs £3.20 and you receive a free notepad on the front of the magazine. Inside on page 26 there is a coupon for 5 rolls of Christmas paper from B&Q worth £4.90. So you are making £1.70 and a notebook. We went and got the Christmas paper and each roll is 6M long so you should have all the paper you need to wrap those pressies.
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As someone fast approaching pensionable age, I am going to claim every freaking benefit I can, sod the lot of you, I'm alright Jack! I have been gainfully employed for the past 40 odd years and never crossed my mind to claim any sort of benefit. Yet every day I read of sponging workshy lazy devils sat on their ar*e at home claiming they cannot work for anything less than £40K to keep them in the style they have become accustomed to. I am paying for their lifestyle choice, so I am going to join them
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I love curry sandwiches
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OK Big Boy, come up with a better one
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The problem is most folk do not have a true concept of what a "billion" or a "trillion" mean. In our everyday lives we do not come across these vast figures and for some it is hard to comprehend. If you subtract 1000000000 minutes from now the date would be 17 Jul 109 If you subtract 1000000000 seconds from now the date would be 5 Mar 1979
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When the oil runs out what they going to use to make all the plastic bits?
